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waterdogs
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20 Sep 2006, 1:03 pm

I go through these phases, like i'll say this really loud to someone:

why don't you come over here and give me a kiss

and when the other person says what? i repeat it, and when they finally get it i say, no not you that thing over there. i want that (whatever it is) it can be anything to give me a kiss.

it's quit funny, and either gets a wierd look from the person i'm talking to, or it makes them laugh.

i think it's hilarious. :D



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20 Sep 2006, 1:38 pm

Hmm, are we experimenting on the NTs again? Shame, shame... *shakes finger at you*

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20 Sep 2006, 1:42 pm

well i do it to mostley everyone, sometimes i even say it to myself!



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20 Sep 2006, 2:10 pm

I've never been able to say something like that out of the blue. If someone said something like "I'm losing my mind" I might be able to come up with a comeback for it, depending on who it is.



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20 Sep 2006, 2:58 pm

waterdogs wrote:
well i do it to mostley everyone, sometimes i even say it to myself!

ARH WATERDOGS IS SCHIZO!! !!



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20 Sep 2006, 3:03 pm

I like to say really outrageous things in a really calm conversational voice. Like, I'll be chatting about something and I'll just drop something in there to catch people off guard. I can often get a quiet laugh or a snicker out of it.



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20 Sep 2006, 4:06 pm

A good one is to smile sweetly to someone and calmly ask them if the noises in your head are bothering them.
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20 Sep 2006, 4:35 pm

I've never dared to do that kind of thing myself, but it sounds like fun. :D

Maybe I'll try it one day.


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20 Sep 2006, 5:02 pm

It works best if you use it on the same sex. so what i mean is if you're a girl do it to another girl, the reaction is pretty amazing. although i like doing it to everyone exept ugly people.



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20 Sep 2006, 5:03 pm

I like this one.

I have many voices in my head but none of them talk a language i understand


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20 Sep 2006, 8:19 pm

I don't really get your sense of humour.
My sense of humour revolves around how horrible and grotesque life is, but that's just me.



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20 Sep 2006, 10:22 pm

A woman who used to go to my Clubhouse, had the same sense of humour. She was married, and another man and I had a crush on each other and we still do. She would look at my crush and say, "Come here and give me a Kiss!" An hour later, she would say, "I didn't get my Kiss, today!"



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20 Sep 2006, 10:47 pm

waterdogs wrote:
It works best if you use it on the same sex. so what i mean is if you're a girl do it to another girl, the reaction is pretty amazing. although i like doing it to everyone exept ugly people.


What are you going to do when a guy has a more outrageous sense of humor than you and immediately smacks one on you? A big wet kiss, that is.
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20 Sep 2006, 10:58 pm

i better not like it thats all i have to say. now moving right along wonderfull weather we had today wouldn't you say???? :D



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20 Sep 2006, 11:03 pm

waterdogs wrote:
i better not like it thats all i have to say. now moving right along wonderfull weather we had today wouldn't you say???? :D


ROFLMAO!
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20 Sep 2006, 11:46 pm

Yupa...If you didnt find Waterdogs statement "horrible and grotesque"perhaps you werent imagining yourself on the other end of that kiss.......


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