Burnbridge wrote:
Big one for me is that I have to drink my coffee out of a straight barreled mug. No tapering, no fluting. I usually hide my mug so I know where it is. Also can't stand bowls with a flat rim on the edge. Or octagonal shaped or rectangular bowl or plates. Encountered gold "silver"ware once, couldn't eat off it. Bright glazed plates? No frickin way.
Can't eat anything hot or cold, except some beverages I can drink kind of chilled. Must be body temperature. A lot of times I make food, it's too hot. I go smoke a cig, drink some coffee, still too warm, go take a shower, hopefully the dogs didn't eat it by then.
I have a hard time eating vegetables & meats that are not carbonized in some way. Have to force self to do it. Must have little brown and black marks on the edges or flat planes.
Need to touch my food before I can eat it if I'm using silverware. Stick a finger in and taste it that way.
Can't eat out of anything that has any trace of smelly detergent in it. Would rather just rinse off a plate than put Dawn on it.
I like the kind of shallow bowls that look like glorified plates. I also drink my morning coffee out of a cup and saucer from the china cabinet. I'm the only one who uses that stuff on a regular basis, so why not? Yes, a china tea cup is small and I have to get up after four swallows to get more coffee, but I like how it feels in my hand.
I cannot drink a coke or anything without ice or unless it's cold. My kids do all the time. They don't care about ice one way or the other, except they actually put ice cubes in milk, which is just gross. Milk is gross anyway, but ice cubes in it make it worse. They do this with orange juice too. Both are things kept in the fridge. But they don't do it with the cokes that are on the table in the direct line of sunlight after 2pm.
I don't think I could eat off gold silverware either, but it's very pretty to look at and I'd like to have some. I don't mind the plate shape unless it hinders my propping of a book. I do tend to get the same plate for eating in bed though, so that doesn't matter, I'd use that one even if I had 700 sided plates.
I like my meat cooked very brown too. A little burned is great. I don't want anything with pink anywhere near it, unless it's some sort of sorbet. Or cake. Vegetables cannot be crunchy at all. They must be boiled in a big pot of water with an onion, a potato and some white meat until they completely surrender, or dipped in corn meal and friend in oil or bacon grease. The fried ones may not be crispy nor battered, only corn mealed. I don't think mealed is a word, but I made it one. So there. Take that Daniel Webster!
I cannot, cannot, cannot, drink that Cambpells soup to go in that drinkable can. My mother got it once when I was sick and it made me so angry because it wasn't right. I cannot drink soup. I must eat it with a spoon, and if it's regular soup I have to put crackers in, or if it's cream soup, I have to have toast with real butter on the side, two pieces, cut into triangles, with the crust left on, but I don't eat the crust. Then I change my sheets cause toast always gets crumbs there.
I also found out that you never order something off a menu when you don't know what it is. I thought talapia was some kind of baked potato with toppings. Why I thought that, I do not know. It sounded like that's what it might be. I was surprised, and horrified, because the only fish I eat is catfish and sticks. With tartar sauce. Oh God. And because I had just had minor surgery the day before, and at the time had great insurance, I was in the hospital. I couldn't get a different meal.
Frances