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Frank
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05 Oct 2006, 12:40 am

Are you a hot mom ? ..... The hottest mom in America ?

The could be your chance to get on national TV!

Felicity Huffman's former manager and a producer from
Survivor are coming to Chicago on Saturday, October
7th to audition hot moms like you...for a TV show
called 'Hottest Mom in America.



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05 Oct 2006, 1:07 am

Thats just.. wrong :P

Spam bot?


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05 Oct 2006, 1:14 am

This guy had to be a real sleeper to wait this long to post this. I checked out his first post and he had a link for thanking a soldier. I wonder if that was a scam. I did not click on it.



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05 Oct 2006, 2:37 am

yeah....this bot has been here before...I thought maybe it was Werbert posting on the absurdity of reality TV....but ....I think this person maybe barking up the wrong planet...not that we probably dont have one hot aspie mom who lives in Atlants here...but the odds are against him...Maybe its an inter planetery contest and they want to make sure other planets show up?


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05 Oct 2006, 3:04 am

I'm imagining the aspie moms pageant, where the contestants do yoga and talk about middle eastern pottery and bass fishing, and they don't notice that the audience left an hour ago.


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05 Oct 2006, 10:10 am

I have met alot of hot aspie females around here so I wouldn't be surprised if their is a hot aspie mom around here. :D



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05 Oct 2006, 10:31 am

My name's not Frank. It's Jack.

Besides, forget the hot mom contest. When's the hot grandma contest coming?

"Ladies, if you think you've got what it takes to strut your Depends and shake your fresh-baked cookies on national TV, give us a call."



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05 Oct 2006, 10:58 pm

I don't know who would win hottest mother in America, but I do know who would win baddest mother.

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