My dream house would be located somewhere where it's hot and humid most of the year, at the end of a large community, not surrounded by one. It would be a large but not excessive sized house made of stone, two story's is fine. A few bedrooms, two bathrooms, a large living room fit for hosting parties in, a cook's kitchen fit with the best quality marble counters, cubpoards, and appliances, a fireplace on the second floor because it always feels cooler to be on the second floor, and surround sound speakers for my electronic sound system. It would be perfect for keeping in the warmth from the inside, loud music in, and the humidity from outside, out. The windows would be made of tempered glass. The yard would be long and wide so that my free range ducks and chickens can have a big pen to roam around in, my dogs and cats free to trot the entire area, and same goes for my large diurnal reptiles who require a lot of space, UVB and UVA Rays, and humidity. It would be fenced in by a thick and high fence, with electric wires at the tip top to keep out trespassers. I would also have a greenhouse in the yard, where I would grow all of my organic vegetables, fruits, plants, and herbs.
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