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06 Jul 2005, 3:23 pm

Fill in the blank!

IF ___ WERE ___,
THIS WOULD BE ___!

You can mix it up a bit, like substituting "you" for "this", but try to keep it the same.

For example, i said this to a girl at my summer camp who has a problem with temper tantrums:

"If brattiness were midi-clorians,
you'd be Anakin Skywalker"

I was in a kinda Star Wars mood that day, and i wanted to write that down.

Now you try! Come up with a witty saying by filling in the blank!

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06 Jul 2005, 3:31 pm

If you were snobbier youd be Malfoy.

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06 Jul 2005, 3:46 pm

ilikedragons wrote:

If you were snobbier youd be Malfoy.

Good one! But they don't just have to be from movies, JSYK. Any others?

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06 Jul 2005, 4:30 pm

What do you mean? I just think Malfoys a snob.

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06 Jul 2005, 5:12 pm

If BS were cement, congress would be Interstate 10

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06 Jul 2005, 5:48 pm

This is for those of us living in the Northeast right now:

If snowballs were meatballs
You would be Italian

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06 Jul 2005, 5:52 pm

Quote:

If BS were cement, congress would be Interstate 10

/me rolls over laughing :lol:

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06 Jul 2005, 11:51 pm

oatwillie wrote:

If BS were cement, congress would be Interstate 10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

*looks red and out of breath*

HAHAHAHAHHAAJHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAH *coughcough* HAHA *gasp* HA *gasp* haa..... *thud*

*gurgle....bleh*

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07 Jul 2005, 2:02 am

WARNING- RANDOM "IF...WERE" STATEMENT AHEAD:
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If today were Sunday, I'd be eating porkchops and applesauce with a cucumber up me bum! And a mighty tasty meal it is, too. --HEY! Who stole my pickle?!?!
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END OF RANDOMNESS.

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07 Jul 2005, 2:38 pm

If stupid people were atoms, earth would be a black hole

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07 Jul 2005, 3:26 pm

10 If A$ = "y" Then goto 5

5 PRINT "LONG LIVE CLASSIC COMMODORE PC's"

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07 Jul 2005, 5:55 pm

If I were funny, you'd be laughing.

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08 Jul 2005, 12:48 am

If this topic wasn't stretched so far horizontally, I could actually read it.

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08 Jul 2005, 1:21 pm

If I were annoying, you all'd be ignoring me.

--Hey! Why are you all ignoring me???

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08 Jul 2005, 1:32 pm

1 for the ladies

If Balls were important, women would have them.....

and 1 for the gents

And if Brains were boobs, Jordan would be smarter than anyone else.

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08 Jul 2005, 2:07 pm

If unfounded conviction was NaCl then humanity would be the dead sea

hur hur, its so bad i had to use a chemical name there to make it sound more intelligent

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