Over the winter my dog chewed my electric blanket while I had it turned on, and it started a little flame while I was still in bed. I managed to stop it, but I became very aware of fire, so I try to be extra careful in the kitchen. I've only almost caught a ramen noodle cup on fire, because I forgot to put water in it before I microwaved it. lol Microwave popcorn is too unreliable, so I just make it on the stove. This reminds me, I should buy a fire extinguisher.
I've flooded the laundry room trying to wash a blanket. This morning I backed into a telephone pole, although I fortunately managed to only scratch my truck a little. I can't think of anything else, guess I'm pretty disaster free.