Kiprobalhato wrote:
"How's it hangin?"
an acquaintance of mine always says this to me as a greeting...i can never really respond
how's
what hanging?
I just answer with hanging where they usually are...there are only a few things that hang and given that I am a 38 year old female I only have two choices in regards to that. If you are male you have just one..unless you are overweight, in which case you might have two or four (nether regions, gut, and 2 man boobs).
Then I ask how theirs is hanging too.
Of course when people ask me such a question, especially a male, my first thought is of penis. Penis' hang...when not erect and aroused. They can be fun to play with but I generally don't make a habit of asking how a penis is hanging today. I do wish people would stop using that phrase for that reason alone. It makes my brain go to bad places.
It was like the time someone said they had some blocked pipework up their back passage when referring to their back garden drainage system....It was nearly impossible to get through that conversation with a straight face.
Have sympathy for me, she was being serious and i had to suppress a smile the entire time! No mean feat when you have a run away brain like me.
Stop it people please lol I can't talk with you and take the chat seriously under such conditions