Adamantium wrote:
The secret to power, wealth, romance and happiness is in understanding sandwich types:
Some people are taking nourishment in a reserved way from their ham and swiss on white. These people are religious fundamentalists staunchly opposed to diversity in any area of life. If you need to work one of these types, threaten them with change or promise them a return to the golden age of yesteryear and one people, one nation, one leader.
Others will be chowing down on multigrain flatbreads with goat cheese, roasted tomato slices and pesto. These people are radical extremists steeped in Marxist-Leninist ideology and green-planet, eco-terrorist propaganda. You will have to employ circular reasoning and a lot of eco-hippie terms to work one of these people, or convince them that a failure to act will harm an animal.
Then you have the soft taco/carnitas/salsa folk. They either hail from the latinosphere or attend liberal arts colleges. Unless you see them in an ersatz hyphen-mex fast food joint. They could be either of the first two types showing their wild side.
Club sandwich people are much less common. They are likely to be involved in the financial sector in some way and can provide good stock tips, but don't ever trust them. They are poised to take a mile if you give them a micron. Don't even think about working these people, they are already deep into applying subconscious levers to you. You might as well accept the truth: you are the puppet and they hold the strings, so dance!
And what if you just heat up some of that like roast beef, smoked ham and and such lunch meat or some left over chicken, pork, steak throw some cheese in the pan with it, season it if you want, throw it on toasted bread(whatever you happen to have)? Oh and of course adding some lettuce or spinach or something can be good to.
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We won't go back.