Your most embarrassing moment ever (if you feel comfortable)

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One thing a notice about Aspies and my fellow ADDers, we are all quite good at making people laugh.
I think you could put a lot of it into a TV Sitcom.

So just as a wonder, what would you say is your embarrassing moment (that isn't too painful to share)?

Heres mine:
I was 20, in London, a little drunk, and this prostitute comes up to me & says ''Are you looking for business?''.
She was quite good looking, so I was like ''Hell yeah''.

As we get to her apartment, just before she opens the door, she turns & tells me that she is in fact an undercover police officer, and says that I'm under arrest. She said if a fine was paid immediately of £250, it would stop there.
I lost about £400 in total that night.
When I told my Uni mates, they were on the floor laughing.

One time in assembly when I was 11, I was holding in loads of gas (which was unusual for me because normally I hardly ever got gas, let alone at school in the morning). But for some strange reason it was too much to hold in, and as I was trying my hardest to hold it in, it came out uncontrollably, making a horribly loud sound. Kids looked around and grinned at each other trying not to laugh loudly (because it was in the middle of an assembly), but lucky for me nobody suspected it was me. It must have been so loud that it was hard to know where it was actually coming from, and thankfully it didn't smell either. I done what the other kids were doing; just looked around in surprise, trying not to laugh. Then for the rest of the day the kids were talking and laughing about it and trying to work out who did it. I never said anything. I just acted just as confused as them. So it could have been more embarrassing if everybody knew it was me.