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15 Mar 2007, 12:08 am

AssPurging proves to be a volatile and rather startling side effect for the neurologically blessed AssPurgers. Something as yet inexplicable but hotly debated embedded in the aura of an AssPurger sets off the radar of an NT or clique of NTs that causes the NTs to quickly and dramatically out themselves as asses, idiots and louts. The ass-outting or AssPurging that constantly plays out around the periphery of an AssPurger can be upsetting and disconcerting to the neuroblessed until he learns that it is a time-saving benefit that lets him know, right away, who is unworthy of his expenditure of time or effort. Why waste energy on cruel shallow backstabbers? A person's true colors, depth and quality of character are brought to the limelight by the mere presence of an AssPurger.

I have definitely learned this recently and find it liberating. It is still disappointing to see that so many NTs are compelled to be nasty and mean when they sense "difference," but that is far better than the devastation caused by attempts to bond with these defective NTs only to be rejected with derisive force.

I now see that this AssPurging effect is God's protective mechanism to guard my precious neuro endowed gifts, that I be free to nurture, develop and bring to full glorious rewarding potential these strange potent latent powers that have remained dormant yet waiting, fertile, within me for that moment when my understanding expanded to liberate them.

NTs "pick on" AssPurgers because they think The Different Ones are an easy target and the NTs are all jostling for position and playing their vicious ferocious social pecking order games, which AssPurgers do not engage in nor care about. AssPurgers aren't bound and repressed by these artificial bullying cues that drive NT behavior and tend to not notice or heed them. NTs are unthinkingly fettered like a mob flock of like-feathered lemming birds and attack when they sense difference.

AssPurgers are naturally targets of snobs, snots, and rigid autocratic power mongers who feel threatened by anybody self-contained, different, and free to be his own unique self. NTs go ballistic when faced with a free spirit.

AssPurgers are walking lightning rods that reveal the lurking evil in other people. AssPurgers are living real-time barometers of how much undercurrent of manipulation and machination is in NTs in a room. NTs cannot resist attacking, smirking, whispering, gossiping, and scheming behind the AssPurger's back, thus shining the spotlight of truth on horrible NT traits and behavior. The AssPurger's existence draws hatred from the most insecure problem-ridden evil NT's who cannot help spazzing out at his mere presence.

Because AssPurgers so easily and clearly reveal NT's heinous tendencies toward exclusion and ostracism, knee-jerk erroneous judgment and social cruelty, AssPurgers should be honored as canaries in the coal mine of social groups and workplaces, giving warning of dysfunction needing immediate remediation in the NTs.



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15 Mar 2007, 12:11 am

Dude...it is spelled "Asperger's". Get it right,please. *is annoyed*


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15 Mar 2007, 12:28 am

He is making a piont Arse Purger :D ...no offence (or is it a compliment)


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15 Mar 2007, 12:34 am

It is a great compliment to an Aspie! And it is the truth.

To summarize: AssPurgers flush the $#!+ out of NTs

Read it carefully and see just how truly blessed we really are.

This is my proud christening of my Declaration of Independence from NTs ! !!



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15 Mar 2007, 12:37 am

Cascadians wrote:
It is a great compliment to an Aspie! And it is the truth.

To summarize: AssPurgers flush the $#!+ out of NTs

Read it carefully and see just how truly blessed we really are.

This is my proud christening of my Declaration of Independence from NTs ! !!


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15 Mar 2007, 12:41 am

The avatar is cute, kind of small here, but it's 2 chipmunks dressed up as pilgrims for Thanksgiving.

My (ex) husband and I used to post a lot together on another forum and that was our avatar, and I like it so much I don't want to change it. It's a whimsical picture that fits my ideal of companionship, friendship, prepping for disasters, enjoying harvests, and getting along with diversity. And having silly fun!



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15 Mar 2007, 12:50 am

Haha, awesome post. I still sometimes notice and react to whats going on, its just I sometimes cant believe how ignorant and horrible these people can be. Last night, went out to see a movie and I couldnt help but notice some people purposefully trying to get my attention while I was watching the movie. What is motivating these people to try to ruin my night for me, I didnt make a scene going in, I didnt call someone out on the way they acted, yet these people tried SOO hard to ruin my night. Then one can only wonder, this is definitely not a good person, he must either have a serious hate towards me or just loves seeing someone struggle to not be discriminated against. Either way, no good person could be capable of this.

"Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful" -Nietzsche


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15 Mar 2007, 12:58 am

You know... I have been called a pill before... but never a laxative.


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15 Mar 2007, 12:58 am

SpaceCase wrote:
Dude...it is spelled "Asperger's". Get it right,please. *is annoyed*


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Maybe you should actually bother to read what he wrote before getting annoyed.



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15 Mar 2007, 12:58 am

Dime Jaguar, so bad that somebody was trying to interfere with your movie.
Heck, if somebody was trying to get my attention I'd automatically assume there was something outstandingly gross or something bothering them, like a huge plop of bird poop or something on my shoulder, or the car outside is on fire, etc

You quoted:
"Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful" -Nietzsche

Wow! That is such a true and perfect quote! Oh how wonderful when a person can write a truth so clearly that it just calls out with yes yes YES YES YES ! !!

Thank you!



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15 Mar 2007, 1:00 am

Cascadians wrote:
Dime Jaguar, so bad that somebody was trying to interfere with your movie.
Heck, if somebody was trying to get my attention I'd automatically assume there was something outstandingly gross or something bothering them, like a huge plop of bird poop or something on my shoulder, or the car outside is on fire, etc

You quoted:
"Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful" -Nietzsche

Wow! That is such a true and perfect quote! Oh how wonderful when a person can write a truth so clearly that it just calls out with yes yes YES YES YES ! !!

Thank you!


Well, Nietzsche was an awesome philosopher. "Beyond Good and Evil" is a personal favorite.



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15 Mar 2007, 1:02 am

the question is when an AS sees an ARSE among the group that the group even alot of the time feel that they should be purged...

How do you go about doing it?


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15 Mar 2007, 1:03 am

Oh, it's OK if the first reaction is annoyance. But just read it -- yes we seem to have a laxative effect of sorts on NTs

LOL!



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15 Mar 2007, 1:09 am

Well, when the ARSE outs himself as a pile of repulsive bad stuff, he's sort of made his own statement, yah? Visible to his conscience (if he has any left), the AS and God and maybe to some thinking ppl in the group?

And we have to use every tool possible to make the group see our value. That may be pulling the disability card and ADA protection and requiring the group to have sensitivity training and some sort of accomodation for us.

The accomodation can be a trainer coming in and saying, "Now all you so-called normal folk must behave well and treat each other, including those who are different, with respect and learn to see, value and appreciate good qualities and positives -- or else you'll be fired."

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I'm planning to buy a spy videocamera and attach it to my person to record all my interactions so I have an objective witness via the recording and can bust the NTs that my AssPurgers outs.



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15 Mar 2007, 1:32 am

but if the group on the whole feels uncomfortable with the Arse....
and you notice...

do you

Tickle with the gentle feather
Or crack his/her shell.

Guess which one is more intelligent.


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15 Mar 2007, 1:36 am

Erlyrisa, I don't know the answer.