Noteworthy clumsy moments:
I fell into a bush years ago and still have a scar.
I tried to thow a ball, but I fell, and the ball was still in my hand.
I had a hamburger that I was intending to cut into small pieces. When I got done, I had made a mess, and someone thought I had gotten a salad.
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Life ... that's what leaves the mess. Mad people everywhere.