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firemonkey
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05 Apr 2017, 4:51 pm

How is your sense of humour? If I am honest I don't get a lot of jokes .I don't laugh much but if I do it's usually at something totally ridiculous and oddball.



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05 Apr 2017, 5:51 pm

I tend to have a silly sense of humor sometimes.

A dry, subtle sense of humor other times.

My sense of humor is not especially sophisticated most of the time.



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05 Apr 2017, 6:25 pm

Well, I just sent this to Kraft foods on their website after posting it in something random to say, here;
There's something wrong with this bottle of salad dressing, the oil keeps being separated when I go to use it.
I'm following the directions to the letter - "Shake well before using".
I shook it last week.
Maybe I should shake it a month before using?

:lol:


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05 Apr 2017, 6:56 pm

I appreciate humour, it's a great quality to be able to make somebody laugh. I don't really make any jokes of my own but my mum and I both have a love of really terrible puns.


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05 Apr 2017, 7:01 pm

Really terrible puns are an art form in and of themselves. :D


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05 Apr 2017, 7:12 pm

What Mr. Kites is doing, in this instance, is making fun of ambiguity.

"Shake well before using" could mean:

Shake WELL (i.e., thoroughly) before using

or:

Shake WELL BEFORE using (i.e., at last a rather distant time before using.

A very common sort of linguistic humor.



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05 Apr 2017, 7:15 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
What Mr. Kites is doing, in this instance, is making fun of ambiguity.
Yep! :lol: It will be interesting to see what if any response comes back from Kraft. I've been pondering doing that for a couple decades and finally today was in the mood to actually take action on it.
I love words, they are one of my favorite toys. :D
And it is my firm belief that the leading cause of insanity in this country is the English language.


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05 Apr 2017, 7:16 pm

I think I have a good sense of humour , not very quick witted , and I don't think I'm that funny although my GF thinks I'm hilarious ( I think she's an Aspie ) . The Simpsons cartoon is something that I can guarantee will make me laugh and give me echolalia traits , I usually have to repeat most things Homer says and sometimes for days , weeks and in one case years. I just can't get this saying out of my head.


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05 Apr 2017, 7:42 pm

I love Dark Humor.



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05 Apr 2017, 7:57 pm

kitesandtrainsandcats wrote:
Well, I just sent this to Kraft foods on their website after posting it in something random to say, here;
There's something wrong with this bottle of salad dressing, the oil keeps being separated when I go to use it.
I'm following the directions to the letter - "Shake well before using".
I shook it last week.
Maybe I should shake it a month before using?

:lol:


Like the child who thought that the grown ups in church were all singing about "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear".



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05 Apr 2017, 8:02 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
kitesandtrainsandcats wrote:
Well, I just sent this to Kraft foods on their website after posting it in something random to say, here;
There's something wrong with this bottle of salad dressing, the oil keeps being separated when I go to use it.
I'm following the directions to the letter - "Shake well before using".
I shook it last week.
Maybe I should shake it a month before using?

:lol:


Like the child who thought that the grown ups in church were all singing about "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear".


That same child was at a funeral and heard the priest say "In the name of the father , the spirit and into the hole he goes"


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05 Apr 2017, 10:09 pm

One time we had a jolly dinner guest who poured himself a glass of milk from a carton, and then noticed the "shake before drinking" notice. He looked at his glass of mostly cream, smiled, shook, and drank.



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05 Apr 2017, 10:15 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
That same child was at a funeral and heard the priest say "In the name of the father , the spirit and into the hole he goes"
The kid was factually accurate, gotta give 'em credit for that! :lol: Be it 6 feet under or a crematory door, it is a hole and they are going in.


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05 Apr 2017, 10:33 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
kitesandtrainsandcats wrote:
Well, I just sent this to Kraft foods on their website after posting it in something random to say, here;
There's something wrong with this bottle of salad dressing, the oil keeps being separated when I go to use it.
I'm following the directions to the letter - "Shake well before using".
I shook it last week.
Maybe I should shake it a month before using?

:lol:


Like the child who thought that the grown ups in church were all singing about "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear".


That same child was at a funeral and heard the priest say "In the name of the father , the spirit and into the hole he goes"


There was a child who thought the TV show "The Young and Restless" was called "The Young and Rest of Us".


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05 Apr 2017, 10:49 pm


personal humor is probably best described by whatever brand this is^


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06 Apr 2017, 12:01 am

I have a sense of humor. I'm pretty selective about what I think is funny though
On the giving end I'm told my humor is quirky and or dark.