Hi you're through to the NT embassy

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05 Feb 2018, 7:23 am

Hi you're through to the NT embassy. How can I help you?

Press 1 to get preferential treatment because you have friends I'm high places.
Press 2 to evade justice because you're sexually attractive or the flsvor of the month.
Press 3 to get friends at the drop of a hat because you're good at small talk.

If none of gfbese options suit you, please go and make small talk and harass the nearest available person. Thank you

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05 Feb 2018, 10:50 am

Nah...I don't need to go NEAR the NT Embassy.

I would much prefer the Laotian Embassy.

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05 Feb 2018, 10:35 pm

Can you put me through to the complaint department? :-x
Thanks.

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06 Feb 2018, 2:48 am

fifasy wrote:

The truth has been spoken.

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06 Feb 2018, 5:03 am

That was clever and funny. Do one for the AS embassy now?

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06 Feb 2018, 5:22 am

This seems more of a beautiful people embassy. I think a lot of aspies tind to focus on the very most attractive amiable successful type people and decide all NTs are like that. While the millions of not so well off not so attractive not so socially connected NTs go unacknowledged.

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06 Feb 2018, 5:44 am

fifasy wrote:

Hello, this is the AS embassy. How can we help you today?

Press 1 to report abusive ABA practitioners and their enablers
Press 2 to report dehumanising media coverage that demeans AS people
Press 3 to report shonky research making cure claims to advance research careers

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06 Feb 2018, 7:29 am

B19 wrote:

fifasy wrote:

Haha, I like that. All true. If I was doing the Aspergers embassy it would be something like,

Press 1 for interaction with a robot for your entire call
Press 2 to complain about a change in a routine
Press 3 for of people interested in making friends and seeking a spouse

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