Raleigh wrote:
Esmerelda Weatherwax wrote:
Oh absolutely yes. Everytime I see "Failure to Evacuate" here I have to go through the exact same train of thought, with "No, Esme, you idiot" tacked on to the end of it now.
Haha, that's exactly the thread that got me started on this train of thought, because all I can think of is 'constipated'.
Oh, let me make it worse. I have a cat, love her dearly, she has to take lactulose every day because otherwise she will indeed fail to evacuate. So I have taught her to take it from a 1 mL oral syringe, and she cooperates nicely, while I sing to her a la Paul Simon:
oh my little Lulu cat
Lactulose it calls your name
It say now who do
Who do you think you're foolin'?
You're a constipated cat
And you gotta have your kitty lube
yo mama loves ya
loves ya
gets down on her knees and hugs ya
ooo I
love ya like a rock
rock ya like a rock
hey cat I love ya
(Yes, it's quite easy to see how I ended up living alone. I do realize this.)
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