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Morlock
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26 Jun 2005, 7:53 pm

Today I woke up to my alarm, trying to eat the clock. I haven't bothered to turn off the alarm since the school year ended, just hit snooze as usual.
Life ain't exactly been normal for me, especially since I found out on my latest expedition into 12-dimensional astral space that I had a lost twin sister, who currently lives in St. Louis, speaks German, and has a liking for charm bracelets. Then a council of my peers declared I had jumped the shark by being "like a pullstring doll" (that is, repeating myself too much)
So, in the culmination of it all, I deciderdedjbgdcui thhaaaht yyi weouieooscoio vrehvuksxdc pryddin ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn technochocolate ereshtayan AND VERY MUCH SO. so, what's happened to you in the last 3 days 12 hours 43 seconds and .045 nanoseconds?

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26 Jun 2005, 8:00 pm

Uh, ya lost me after "I decided that I" descended into some other tongue...

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26 Jun 2005, 8:12 pm

Hmmmph! Hmmmph! this is low freq!
Whilst Mr.Ghosthunter and Mr.Promtheus
were doing cat bathing big foot de-smelling
experiments, I have been taming these
penguin code mischievieous tactics.

One of them is when they invaded
Assistant Engineers Morlock's
computer and invaded his dreams!

This is what happened when he reported
to the bridge upon Captain Dunctvis's
request!

Morlock wrote:

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Post subject: ok, ok, this is what happened.
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Today I woke up to my alarm, trying to eat the
clock. I haven't bothered to turn off the alarm
since the school year ended, just hit snooze
as usual.

Life ain't exactly been normal for me, especially
since I found out on my latest expedition into
12-dimensional astral space that I had a lost
twin sister, who currently lives in St. Louis, speaks
German, and has a liking for charm bracelets. Then
a council of my peers declared I had jumped the
shark by being "like a pullstring doll" (that is,
repeating myself too much)

So, in the culmination of it all, I deciderdedjbgdcui
thhaaaht yyi weouieooscoio vrehvuksxdc pryddin
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn technochocolate ereshtayan AND VERY MUCH SO.
so, what's happened to you in the last 3 days
12 hours 43 seconds and .045 nanoseconds?Back to top

Excuse me? say's Captain Dunctvis! Doctor_
sarcasti_Name! I think that Assistant Engineer
Morlock needs to have himself sent to your
office! As this happens! Mischievious penguins
appear on the main viewer!

Low freq! Where are you? Get these mischievious
penguin coder's off our main viewer.

magic
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26 Jun 2005, 9:25 pm

Star Trek TNG, season 5, episode 2:
The U.S.S. Enterprise receives a signal from "The Children of Tama," an alien race that has no history of violence, but whose language has been deemed incomprehensible to humans, despite that they used English words like everyone in the Galaxy.
Morlock, are you one of those Tamarians?

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26 Jun 2005, 9:53 pm

Morlock wrote:

Life ain't exactly been normal for me, especially since I found out on my latest expedition into 12-dimensional astral space that I had a lost twin sister, who currently lives in St. Louis, speaks German, and has a liking for charm bracelets. Then a council of my peers declared I had jumped the shark by being "like a pullstring doll" (that is, repeating myself too much)
So, in the culmination of it all, I deciderdedjbgdcui thhaaaht yyi weouieooscoio vrehvuksxdc pryddin ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn technochocolate ereshtayan AND VERY MUCH SO. so, what's happened to you in the last 3 days 12 hours 43 seconds and .045 nanoseconds?

Sounds like somebody chugged a bottle of Robitussin... :lol:

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26 Jun 2005, 10:10 pm

Or is practicing his Conversational Klingon.

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26 Jun 2005, 10:14 pm

Morlock wrote:

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Yes, and let's keep it that way!

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27 Jun 2005, 1:03 am

ZedSimon wrote:

Or is practicing his Conversational Klingon.

Are you sure it's Kingon and not Hutteese? :lol:

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27 Jun 2005, 1:22 am

Ghosthunter wrote:

Morlock wrote:

Mr. Ghosthunter, I will have the problem solved shortly.

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27 Jun 2005, 2:31 am

Sean wrote:

ZedSimon wrote:

Or is practicing his Conversational Klingon.

Are you sure it's Kingon and not Hutteese? :lol:

Oh yes, he's quite sure, I speak fluent huttese and it's not that. :lol:

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27 Jun 2005, 4:01 pm

Y'sure I'm sure? All the Star Trek languages are greek to me - I was just guessing that it was Klingon.

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27 Jun 2005, 4:38 pm

a full bottle of robutussin doesnt do that to me.

Sounds like he had a couple of hits of acid.

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27 Jun 2005, 5:46 pm

Nomaken wrote:

a full bottle of robutussin doesnt do that to me.

Sounds like he had a couple of hits of acid.

Youve chugged a bottle of robitussin

wow i wouldnt expect taht even from a stoner nerd.

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27 Jun 2005, 5:48 pm

Assistant Engineer Morlock, your presence is
important on the ship, please report as soon
as possible to further the story development!

Mr.Ghosthunter, Chief Science Officer!

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27 Jun 2005, 8:11 pm

well I can't chug a bottle, the stuff is very well designed not to be abused and my stomach will not keep down a full bottle, but i have had one. The drug in effect is only speed and a dissassociative. Meaning that you feel like you are sliding to the left when you arent moving, and things feel different sizes, and sometimes it is hard to coordinate hand movement to hand location. Also your eyes don't move together as well. So if you look at something new, it takes a second for it to be 1 image. Also things can seem really close or really far away, and objects can look tiny or very big. As for the speed part, typical amphetamine, mid strength i'd say.

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27 Jun 2005, 9:39 pm

Ich bin deine Schwester??? Ach, jawohl. SCHWESTER!

So ich sinne, ja, du Robitussen getrunken hast.

Auf Wiedersehen, mein Verruecktchen.

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