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13 Feb 2013, 7:56 pm

How are you planning to get through valentines day? Ill be trying not to look at my exes Facebook pages and trying not to think about what they are doing on the night. I also will be avoiding romance and Romcom films. I know some will have the mindset of its just another day etc. which is true.



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13 Feb 2013, 8:02 pm

Marijuana. Music. Porn. Experiments. Drawing.



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13 Feb 2013, 8:04 pm

I thought I'd take a real risk and ask a woman about her dog. Boy, was that a bad idea. How did I know I'd
be rejected? I must be psychic. The next time I try to have a conversation I guess I won't expect somebody
to ask any parallel questions.

I figured out this scientific equation on Plenty of Fish, if you'll bear with me:

Individual's willingness to partake in sex.
f(x) = elements or attributes of X which is equivalent to measurements in relation to the face, are measured by the degree or temperature level of the
hormones inside the individual. In relation to the net amount of attributes desired by f(x)=individual.

f(x) = [(a,b,c.. ∈ X)][(C9H13NO3)Xa] / Xa



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13 Feb 2013, 8:12 pm

WhiteWidow wrote:
Marijuana. Music. Porn. Experiments. Drawing.

Good call!!
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I thought I'd take a real risk and ask a woman about her dog. Boy, was that a bad idea. How did I know I'd
be rejected? I must be psychic. The next time I try to have a conversation I guess I won't expect somebody
to ask any parallel questions.

I figured out this scientific equation on Plenty of Fish, if you'll bear with me:

Individual's willingness to partake in sex.
f(x) = elements or attributes of X which is equivalent to measurements in relation to the face, are equivalent to the degree or temperature level of the
hormones inside the individual. In relation to the net amount of attributes desired by f(x)=individual.


Unlucky. Do you have a dog of your own? that would help massively in that type of small talk


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13 Feb 2013, 8:20 pm

bucephalus wrote:
WhiteWidow wrote:
Marijuana. Music. Porn. Experiments. Drawing.

Good call!!
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I thought I'd take a real risk and ask a woman about her dog. Boy, was that a bad idea. How did I know I'd
be rejected? I must be psychic. The next time I try to have a conversation I guess I won't expect somebody
to ask any parallel questions.

I figured out this scientific equation on Plenty of Fish, if you'll bear with me:

Individual's willingness to partake in sex.
f(x) = elements or attributes of X which is equivalent to measurements in relation to the face, are equivalent to the degree or temperature level of the
hormones inside the individual. In relation to the net amount of attributes desired by f(x)=individual.


Unlucky. Do you have a dog of your own? that would help massively in that type of small talk


I have a cat but I'm losing my mind



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13 Feb 2013, 8:28 pm

Yes, this is one of the few weeks of the year I become much more cantankerous than usual. I decided Tuesday afternoon it would be better to just take the rest of the week off work to get my mind off it.



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13 Feb 2013, 10:01 pm

spagheddie wrote:
Yes, this is one of the few weeks of the year I become much more cantankerous than usual. I decided Tuesday afternoon it would be better to just take the rest of the week off work to get my mind off it.


I can't wait to go to the store and hear the common salutation.
It's ironic, because there's nothing happy about a day which spawned
a massacre in relation to the ideology or perspective each individual
associated with the festival shares at that current point in time.



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13 Feb 2013, 10:02 pm

Ah, is there some specific threat I'm unaware of on said specific day?



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13 Feb 2013, 10:19 pm

I have a dog, a rabbit, three birds and a lizard that's a happy little valentines day for me. Shame I don't have any pot it would be fun to play with the animals stoned.


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13 Feb 2013, 10:24 pm

I won't really do anything to "survive" it. For me it's just an ordinary day unfortunately


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13 Feb 2013, 10:52 pm

Look forward to February the 15th. A very special icon of mine will be celebrating his birthday on the 15th. 8)


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14 Feb 2013, 1:11 am

I'm planing on giving a rose to a friend of mine this evening, hoping to travel across the "friendzone." It is the fisrt time in my life to do this kind of thing though.



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14 Feb 2013, 6:41 am

Whatever. I neither consider it as a "particular" day, so I don't need to "avoid" it.



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14 Feb 2013, 7:42 am

I'm still wondering though, is there some type of monster or something I need to watch out for?



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14 Feb 2013, 8:20 am

well im a lot older then most of the posters on this thread so ive survived a lot more valentines days alone,, figured this time I would look at what I do have,, my son, my dogs.. a house of my own,, counting blessings,, and finally having a handle on whats going on,, Ie started working WITH the aspergers instead of fighting it and im much happier.


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14 Feb 2013, 9:06 am

i am reading some dark poetry at the mall
with my brother


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