The bright side of autism + coronavirus ;)

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05 Mar 2020, 3:47 am

Today's xkcd XD
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05 Mar 2020, 5:03 am

Hahaha, this is good!

Somewhat related, how do you politely refuse a handshake? Im using coronavirus as my excuse to not have to touch other people



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05 Mar 2020, 5:11 am

Poor neurotypicals, they are going to have to pretend to be autistic for awhile. But don't feel too bad for them unlike us they still get to use typical expressions and body language.


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05 Mar 2020, 5:44 am

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05 Mar 2020, 8:57 am

I'm sure many neurotypicals will be glad to have an excuse to stay indoors and watch TV all day.

I hate strangers sitting next to me on the bus so all I'll have to do is say that I might have coronavirus and they are sure to sit elsewhere. :lol:


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05 Mar 2020, 11:53 pm

I should say that to all the old men who try to sweet talk me at the bus stop. If I tell them I might have coronavirus, they will run like hell.


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06 Mar 2020, 12:21 am

That really made me laugh.



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06 Mar 2020, 2:29 am

ASPartOfMe wrote:
Poor neurotypicals, they are going to have to pretend to be autistic for awhile.
. Quite the role reversal. NT's now are expected to mask their natural enthusiasm for social interaction for the benefit of wider society.



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06 Mar 2020, 2:40 am

Joe90 wrote:
I hate strangers sitting next to me on the bus so all I'll have to do is say that I might have coronavirus and they are sure to sit elsewhere. :lol:


Screen print yourself a fetching new t-shirt emblazoned with the phrase ”I Am The Plague.

That’ll sort that one. :wink:



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06 Mar 2020, 4:38 am

Lol, too bad I have a job. :lol:

I have to use the bus at the rush hour too, so that's probably the biggest threath to my health.



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06 Mar 2020, 4:54 am

i have a hearty immune system, and it most likely because I'm autistic, as i like to get into stuff. I like to touch things that others wouldn't dare touch.