People stole my sperm so that they have genius children!

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Only I’m not a genius I just think differently to most, is this true with all Aspergers thinking not smarter but differently?

What can I do about people stealing my children. I’ve got 100 of them in the last year.

What do you mean when you say people stole your sperm? Did you donate to a sperm bank? Are you referring to lovers? I don't mean to be rude, but I doubt very much that someone has stolen your sperm. It doesn't pass the plausibility test; that isn't something a reasonable person would do, and where would they get it? The simple answer to what you should do about it is don't give it to them. If you've donated to a sperm bank, don't donate any longer. If you're referring to lovers, don't make love with them or use a condom and keep the condom. Sperm has to come from you.

As far as thinking differently, yes, I do believe that I and many other autistic people think differently than neurotypical people, and sometimes that is interpreted by them as us being smarter than we actually are. I am actually a genius with the tests to prove it, but that doesn't really mean anything on a practical level, doesn't guarantee or suggest success in life, and doesn't mean my offspring would be geniuses. There's a higher likelihood that my offspring would have a similar intelligence level to mine, but there's no guarantee. 'Genius' is essentially a meaningless term that has very little practical usage; intelligence is almost entirely irrelevant.

But again, many people who are autistic or otherwise neurodivergent do think differently than neurotyopical people and even differently than each other. Sometimes it's a benefit, and sometimes it's a liability. It's both good and bad, like anything else.

Did they stick a needle in your balls to extract your sperm?

Uh, guys?  The OP may have skipped a dose or two.  So be patient with him, okay?

LOL!!

I am being serious.

Oh I believe that you are. I just found your words funny.

What do you mean by "funny"?  Do you mean the way I talk?  What?  Funny how?  What's funny about it?  You mean, let me understand this because, you know maybe it is me, I am a little effed up maybe, huh?  But I'm funny how; I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?  I make you laugh, like I am here to amuse you?  What do you mean funny, funny how?  How am I funny?  You said I am funny.  How am I funny, what is so funny about me?  Tell me, tell me what is so funny?

I use electrical tape on mine to fix them to lamp posts while I'm shopping in the high street. It usually takes a few minutes for people to get through it with scissors which is plenty of time to catch them in the act and intervene. If I have no electrical tape I usually just lock them in the spare wheel compartment of the car instead but you need to put your spare wheel in the footwell of the passenger seat until you take the child out again and make room.

No, it's not you at all. I think they stirred up an association in me. The actual words themselves stirred up a specific memory from my life and that memory had a hilarious context so I couldn't help but laugh. I just posted that because that's how I responded, kind of like a kneejerk response. I didn't think anyone would make a big deal of it.

When I am on the forum, I treat it kind of like a non-verbal equivalent of just hanging out together so as I laughed out loud, I posted it just like if we had been hanging out in person you would have heard me laugh. That's all it was. Nothing more.

What are you talking about?

my question as well!

That's not Henry Hill's lines.

what's Henry Hill's lines?

Sooo...

Boris and Natasha break into your home...force you to watch internet porn...and then collect the ( liquid result of you pleasuring yourself) into a vial, and then spirit it away?

How often do they do this?

Or are we talking alien abduction here?

Fnord's quoting Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas".