Remember to put your current sig. in the body of the text,folks
Sassyaspie - "i'm no longer scared now that i've found you"
jijin - "Look at the pattern, can you see what's wrong?
It's supposed to be perfect, but really it's not.
Only illogics can find hidden flaws in a straight logic line
Only erratics recognize errors in patterns of a perfect design."
Syzygyish - "once I knew
never I was
once I is
never a pause
once is ever
never is cleverer"
spazmaticstitch - "Like a clown, I put on a show, The pain is real, even if nobody knows,
I'm cryin' inside, & nobody knows it but me...
~SpazmaticStitch~"
Brittany2907 - "To me...the world is nothing more than a ball of gases, in which the humans who live here, are just shaped molecules with attitude.
AnonymousAnonymous - "The Great Writing God is powerful, invincible, and has better vocabulary than you!
No exceptions!"
Orwell - "WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH"
Orwell wrote:
"cogito ergo sum. non cogitas, ergo non es."
I think therefore I am.I do not think,therefore I am not.
is that right?
GoatOnFire has a good one - "Darwinian man,
though well behaved, is at best
but a monkey shaved."
& QuantumCowboy's is
"Preserve Wildlife! Pickle a squirrel today!"
RadiationHazard has something against Aussies for some reason -
"Dr. House: I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "no chance in hell."
Dr. Chase: I'm Australian.
Dr. House: You put the Queen on your money, you're British."
DaQuerk - "Beneath the trees where nobody sees,
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
Cause that's the way the Teddy Bears have their picnic."
Khalaris – “There are only 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary math and those who don't.”
(01,10,11,100,101,110,111,1000)
I can't find my most recent favourite - "In the begining God created the Universe.This has upset a lot of ppl & is generally regarded as a bad move."?
It's from Douglas Adam's "The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy"
which is one of the funniest books ever written IMHO
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Be kinder than necessary for everyone is fighting some kind of battle
-Jaleb