Random yuppie drunken singing outside

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26 Oct 2007, 7:01 pm

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26 Oct 2007, 7:03 pm

throw feces at him.



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26 Oct 2007, 7:04 pm

Throw a handful of pennies at him, and then start clapping. :lol:

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- Icarus doesn't need to be drunk to sing...


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26 Oct 2007, 7:05 pm

What is it about twats congregating in their gardens and belting out Jerusalem or Yellow Submarine really badly?



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26 Oct 2007, 7:07 pm

Icarus_Falling wrote:
Throw a handful of pennies at him, and then start clapping. :lol:

Good fortune,

- Icarus doesn't need to be drunk to sing...

Unfortunately it is not one of them but half a dozen.



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26 Oct 2007, 7:12 pm

Disarm them.



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26 Oct 2007, 7:13 pm

I think there is something about going to a really expensive boarding school and working in the city that makes you want to be a coke/crack head drunkard who has random singing outbursts coupled with having your friends try to restrain you from trying to climb into neighbours gardens to take a piss in their flower bed.



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26 Oct 2007, 7:15 pm

Thinking puts a lot of stress on NTs. They need this "chilling out" thing to cope. Forgive them. Or tear off their arms and then forgive them. In either case, forgive them.



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26 Oct 2007, 7:16 pm

Griff wrote:
Disarm them.

Well their only ‘weapon’ is their stereo. I could cut their electricity off I guess. But that won't stop them from singing.



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26 Oct 2007, 7:24 pm

0_equals_true wrote:
Griff wrote:
Disarm them.

Well their only ‘weapon’ is their stereo.
I was actually referring to their arms.



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26 Oct 2007, 7:25 pm

Griff wrote:
0_equals_true wrote:
Griff wrote:
Disarm them.

Well their only ‘weapon’ is their stereo.
Make something up.

huh, make up a weapon? :lol:



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26 Oct 2007, 7:27 pm

No, I mean actually tear off their arms. And use them as weapons. Of mass destruction, of course.



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26 Oct 2007, 7:28 pm

Thanks for moving this. I didn't realise this came under general autism discussion. I suppose it is sensory, though I can go to gigs. I only have problem with certain sounds like sweeping, clicking, beeping, ringing, etc. It is more annoyance at being disturbed when I don't want to be.



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26 Oct 2007, 7:32 pm

Griff wrote:
No, I mean actually tear off their arms. And use them as weapons. Of mass destruction, of course.

These are rugby playing brutes.

Come to think of it I might ring my sister and get her brother to come round. He used to play rugby competitively and has other rugby friends.

Come to think of it he talks of doing all this s**t. Nah anyone will do as my sister says, or they are in big trouble.



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26 Oct 2007, 7:33 pm

If you don't live on a high floor, shoot water at them from a Super Soaker. For extra deterrent power, fill the Super Soaker with warm water, so it feels like a certain human waste product.



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26 Oct 2007, 7:33 pm

lol a can't believe I even contemplated ringing my sister and boyfriend up at 1.32am to help with the random drunken yuppies.