I remember the first time I saw the disgusting weeds; I was 3 and I was walking with my parents on the gravel along the lake; there were plants growing in it and some were these circles of leaves with big thick purple stems coming out of them; I only found it okay to step on them when I saw my father stepping on them. Later, when I liked to pick dandelions, and when I went to my grandmother's place in the country for the summer, I saw the circles of quasi-spade-like green leaves again, and didn't want to step on them or touch them. The big ones were the worst; the ones that had developed seeds. If I touched one or part of one I would wipe my hand off vigorously if for some stupid reason I was unable to wash it.
These are found in Quebec and Ontario, all over the place, everywhere. Circles of green semi-spade-like leaves on green semi-chute-like stems (usually not visible when you look down), growing out of the ground, each leaf with one or two cattail-like seed collections sticking straight up, most of them not that much like cattails because the whole stemlike thing that holds up the cattail is the cattail itself; it is covered in seeds all up and down and around! Those things made LOTS of seeds. ICK. I called them "grossies". Once when I was a kid I had a nightmare about them blwoing into my face in a hurricane. Once I saw some in my McDonald's salads and didn't eat them. My mother said it was spinach. I wondered if they picked up some of those leaves from outside and put them in the salads as filler, lol. Also I saw them at this cheap restaurant for poor people in the salad. My mom said it was spinach, so I ate it. I hope it was spinach!
I don't want to "contaminate" my shoes by stepping on them. It's good I'm out of Eastern Canada!
I couldn't believe it when I saw ants nibbling on one of the leaves once.
I didn't understand how children could play with them.
I didn't understand how people could keep them on their lawns without chopping them up with the mower or something. Maybe they didn't want to contaminate their mower, lol. Not everyone has a weed eater.
I don't want to even LOOK at them! There is soemthing very offensive about them. The way they were in my opinion very ugly and choking the grass, taking over its space and its soil and water and oxygen, how they'd be sharp if you stepped on them, and gross as well.
I don't know why I find those so GROSS! the ugliest plant in the world! Ugliest WEED in the world!