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07 Jan 2008, 5:33 am

I was walking down the hallway when I came across a shiny piece of glass. I then thought “I look like a psychopath!”. Completely regular march-walk, and a completely, COMPLETELY emotionless face. It reminded me of the cybermen from doctor who. Who else wants to march behind me, to take over the world in our tin of steel?



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07 Jan 2008, 7:33 pm

*holds arm high, a bit to the right*

Lol. I walk kind of like that, with my arms motionless at my sides, but probably much faster. My face is blank most of the time... some people seem to think that looks sad though.



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07 Jan 2008, 9:47 pm

I walk quite fast, I suppose it looks comical due to my being overweight, and I'll help you take over the world, can I have Eastern Europe and all of Russia?


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07 Jan 2008, 9:52 pm

I don't move my arms, I kinda drag my feet on the ground, and I have the blank face; I also have a robotic voice.

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07 Jan 2008, 9:58 pm

I have caught my reflection in a window or something while walking from time to time, and it is not a pleasant experience. I keep my head perfectly motionless and I think I lean forward too much, like a zombie or something. Oh well, a lot of my friends walk funny in one way or another, so there are things I am much more concerned about.



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08 Jan 2008, 1:58 pm

That's part of the reason that I wear shades more than usual...so that I don't have to think too much about where my eyes are or what expression they may be perceived as having. For instance, a teacher once thought that I had a "deer in the headlights" expression on when I was REALLY pissed off but trying not to show it.

As far as walking, I tend to average out at about 7 mph.



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08 Jan 2008, 2:08 pm

...hmm... i have no gait... i dont walk :lol:


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08 Jan 2008, 7:33 pm

I am bouncy and up on my toes....arms very stiff..lots of tension in my neck and shoulders....The scariness comes from my potential to sprain an ankle.



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08 Jan 2008, 8:16 pm

I've been told I walk as if I have something stuck up my rear. That was a polite observation of how I walk. :? I'm assuming that means I walk a bit stiff.



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08 Jan 2008, 8:17 pm

Lumina wrote:
I've been told I walk as if I have something stuck up my rear. That was a polite observation of how I walk. :? I'm assuming that means I walk a bit stiff.


yeah... thats kinda like saying you walk stiff... and no not stiff "there"


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08 Jan 2008, 8:45 pm

i almost allways keep my hands in my pockets when i walk, so i don't look goofy, otherwise i have no idea what to do with them :? . I wobble when i walk from left to right and i have a sort of limp i have been told.... Think Intoxicated pimp, hehe... I have walked like that since i was a kid, and have allways been told it was funny. (some people like it alot)


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08 Jan 2008, 8:46 pm

I'm very pigeon toed, and good at catching my toes on cobbles. I also look at the ground and lean forward too much.

Bah, got more important things to worry about.


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08 Jan 2008, 8:49 pm

I tend to look either up, down, or off to the side....not very good at looking straight ahead.



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08 Jan 2008, 9:11 pm

I don't know if my gait is robotic, but I'm currently seeking aid in developing my silly walk. Right now it's rather crab-like, but I'm going for something more ... equine. The ministry of silly walks has been no help, as usual. They just showed me some old French film.


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08 Jan 2008, 9:14 pm

if i am not stimming with my hands as i walk they are usually by my sides, even when im running. i have to think about moving my feet, i cant move my arms too! i like cybermen. can i have iceland please when we take over the world?!


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08 Jan 2008, 11:00 pm

I walk fast too. :) hehe

Apparently I didn't used to swing my arms when I walked. I remember when I was a teen my mom telling me that I looked terrible when I walked and I should swing my arms. So, I started paying attention to how I walk and I am way more likely now to walk with a straight back and neck, head held high and a light swing with my arms. Apparently I pass for normal.... I was watching Heather on ntm and she walked how I used too. :lol: Puts her neck forward, etc. hmm, a younger me. :wink: