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12 Jan 2008, 7:47 pm

I found it great.
http://isnt.autistics.org/



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12 Jan 2008, 7:53 pm

i mentioned someone's name to a friend... the name was "donna overall"

and my friend laughed and asked if she was from KY (he knew that i'm from KY and i got that much of it)...

i asked, "why is it funny? cause you can "don" (as in to put on clothing) "overalls" ?"

he said, "no, cause overalls are the latest fashion in KY! funny to have that be your last name, which is why i asked if she was from KY."

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12 Jan 2008, 7:55 pm

wow....... i even missed the point of the thread :oops:


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12 Jan 2008, 8:23 pm

VERY funny site... I loved the Online NT Test. :lol:

but it reminded me.... the most autistic show on television.... "Wheel of Fortune". All the contestants are constantly spinning and spinning and spinning.......

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12 Jan 2008, 8:50 pm

Yup



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12 Jan 2008, 9:02 pm

That site was hilarious. Then again...what is normal?



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12 Jan 2008, 10:24 pm

Hmm... I didn't really find it hilarious... I mean, its a good idea...
... was it supposed to be funny cause it seems really serious to me.
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12 Jan 2008, 10:48 pm

I love it... Nice find. :D


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12 Jan 2008, 11:14 pm

NT's kids at kinda like having racing competitions with flies they have prepared after ripping the wings off; then squash to losers. It helps with their bullying skills later in school


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12 Jan 2008, 11:16 pm

It made me laugh.



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12 Jan 2008, 11:23 pm

How many auties does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they turn the switch on and off, on and off...;)
only one, but first the light bulb has to want to change...;) (ok, that was a ripoff..;


sorry, it doesn't seem that funny, tho. I don't know enough details yet to make a funny one. If someone else wants to try....



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12 Jan 2008, 11:32 pm

How many NT's then does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because it had to take an aspie like Thomas Edison to invent one in the first place.

Can anyone come up with a better one.


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13 Jan 2008, 12:20 am

How many Aspies does it take to change a light bulb?

One can do it fine but it takes them 3 months doing research into which type of globe to get taking into account energy conservation vs their lighting needs, type of bulb, manufacturer, what toxic substances are used, etc.....

after which they forget why they did all that research.



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13 Jan 2008, 12:31 am

Aww, the NT test doesn't work for me...



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13 Jan 2008, 3:00 am

StrangeGirl wrote:
I found it great.
http://isnt.autistics.org/


That site is beautiful. :D



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13 Jan 2008, 3:42 am

From the site: Perhaps the "normal" people are suffering from a delusion, a SOCIAL DELUSION. They think (erroneously) that they are alike, that they have already communicated and that no more communication is necessary. :lol: :lol: :lol: