Tributes to the late WrongPlanet Pirate God; Ehmermerbehem

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For ye scurvy dargs who knew 'im well, 'ere's the place to lay tribute to da greatest of pirate legends.

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GA

Disclaimer: Feel free to ignore this thread, I'm just being silly

Arrh! I be a newcomer an knows nothin about this pirate god.

What be the story?


Mad Jack be transformin to his sane self...

T'be honest I know not of 'is story... Ya'll haf ta arsk DeepThought yarr..

GA

Arrr! A sea chanty for ya from the Rhymin' Red Rover...

A scourge of a man that one time had been, the scurvy dog ehmermerbehem;
He lived his whole life three sheets to the wind, the scurvy dog ehmermerbehem;
He plundered and looted again and again, the scurvy dog ehmermerbehem;
He conquered the sea lanes without help from men, the scurvy dog ehmermerbehem;
Alas one day when the wind was right,
He began the end of his ruthless life;
Then a fire-eyed vixen he'd been a fixin to wife,
Tore him in two with a pearing knife.
Now no man will evermore see him again, the scurvy dog ehmermerbehem;
No scoundrel has followed the path he has been, the scurvy dog ehmermerbehem;
So listen real closely and listen again, the scurvy dog ehmermerbehem;
His chanties they sail up high on the wind, the scurvy dog ehmermerbehem.

PMSL!

i am beginning to hatch plans for other threads...

Talk Like An Egyptian
Talk Like The Queen
Talk Like A Drunk...

believe me, this is just the tip of the iceberg (oh dear, you have released one of my obsessions - making connections and not stopping until battered by infuriated victims... )

Talk like a gangsta
Talk lahk you ah from bastahn
Talk like a social worker
Talk like a lawyer
Talk like Mickey Mouse
Talk like Donald Duck
Talk like Darth Vader
Talk like Benny Hill
Talk like Bart Simpson
Talk like Darkwing Duck
Talk like Invader Zim
Talk like GIR
Talk like a doctor
Talk like a Lily Tomlin character
Talk like Roseanne Roseannadanna
Talk like spongebob squarepants
Talk like an action hero
Uh -
Same obsession....

eat my shorts!

yay! another person who can infuriate people without making an effort! woo hoo!

'ere, neuroman - do you end up having hysterics over something nobody else can fathom out, too? you know, where you are in fits of laughter for ages, and everyone around you is just looking at you, while you try to explain, but can't stop carrying on the joke?

I must admit, these "talk like" threads are the only ones I have ever encountered here that have actually interested me enough to actually speak in poetry like I sometimes do IRL. I think we need a whole "talk like" forum just for this. Ooops, out of character... ARRR!

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aye, that I do. methinks it 'as an official name, ar e'en a diagnosis. I've been known to drive folk crazy with singin as well. Arter all, if a man canna sing 'is favrit song fifty times in a row, wot's th use?
fer me, it's tongue twistin puns like Nick nicked nine noodles.
Nick nuked nine nicked noodles
Nick nuked nine nicked nasty noodles
Wait
Nick never nicked nine noodles and Nick never nuked nine noodles!
Nick never nicked no nasty nine noodles.
Nick never nuked no nine nasty nicked noodles!
Nick nicked ninety nine noodles!
Now, if Nick nicked ninety nine noodles but only nuked nine nasty noodles, who knows who nuked the ninety noodles?
(The shadow knows, bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

Neuroman knows no one will know the knack of this narrative...

Who is this person anyway?

Avast, ye!
row yer dinghy o'er ta th' talk like a pirate thread an' ye'll find out!

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