RockDrummer616 wrote:
However, to put the telescope there, it would have to travel at the speed of light for a hundred years to go a hundred lightyears away, letting it see the present on earth the entire time. And for it to send a message back at the speed of light would take another hundred years for it to get here. Sorry to ruin the idea, it's not physically possible, but it's still fun to imagine.
Ah, but it isn't necessarily impossible. All that is certain is we don't know how yet. The trick is to find a shorter distance than a "straight line".
Or potentially to find a phenomenon that has bent the light so much out of a "straight line" that it is relatively easy finding a straight 3D line to where you can place the telescope to get out "ahead" of the light and intercept it. Like a big mirror mounted tangental to us 50 LY away, we wouldn't have to go anywhere ... just build the amazingly precise telescope pointed at the mirror.
P.S. Assuming
extremely high accuracy of measurement you could infer and recreate sound from measurement of physical movement. Sort of like those laser microphones that read vibrations off of windows in front of people talking. Only it would have to be a passive system rather than active like the laser microphone, making it tricker yet.
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