Welp. I finally had confirmed yesterday what I had suspected for quite awhile now: that I have insulin problems. Thankfully it's not (yet) full-out Diabetes, but I am apparently fairly insulin resistant.
For those of you who are not familiar with what this all involves and why it is different from Diabetes, my doctor explained it thus: My body produces insulin; however, when I eat or drink simple carbohydrates, my body doesn't produce insulin fast enough, so that for a time my body gets too overrun by sugar before it's broken down once the insulin gets a'goin'. So, inevitably, I end up feeling like s**t for awhile. But if I only eat complex carbohydrates which aren't digested into the blood stream as fast as simple carbs, then my body has enough time to get the insulin going and I end up being symptom free (this was a revelation once he told me I needed to not eat ANY simple carbs and so last night I did this and was blessedly symptom free for the first time since mid summer). As for the difference from Diabetes, my doctor told me it was basically in the level of severity (as some Diabetics completely stop making their own insulin).
So, I cannot eat simple carbs anymore. This means no juice, no white flours, and NO SODA-- non-diet that is. And, alas, my sugar-like craving is bad enough that I actually bought some Diet Barqs (Bargs?) last night as it's the only diet soda I've not been utterly aware while drinking that it's diet.
I will miss apple juice and orange juice, too, though. My diet is going to be incredibly strict.
I hate this. But I have no other choice unless I want to continue feeling the way I have been. And needless to say, muscle weakness, numbness, tachycardia, and the rest, are not my cup of tea (or should I say "water" now?).
R.I.P., Mountain Dew...