Thank you so much for the comments on the article, everyone. ^_^ I really enjoyed writing it!
2ukenkerl - If you're referring to my suggestion that everyone order ranch dressing and medium-cooked burgers, I think you missed a subtle point here. I don't think these choices are everyone's favorites, just that they are reliable choices, and that they are edible. Getting a meal just to your liking is extra credit once you get the basics down; I ordered honey-mustard dip just the other day, and it was well worth the strife.
Greyhound - Ah, restraunts - an advanced class.
I'll give that some consideration; I certainly have a few tricks I've come to depend on there!
devster21 - Did you keep your receipt? Yet another reason to do so! If you have a lot of courage, or the pick-up line is tame, butt in and ask someone. If your nerves are shot or pick-up is crowded, you might have to get in the order line and wait patiently. Once it's your turn, produce your receipt and your food - which will be easy, since you ordered it "to go" - and in as polite a voice as you can, say: "I'm terribly sorry, but this isn't what I ordered." If questioned any further, reply that you are allergic (even if you aren't technically); you shouldn't have to explain further. Take your receipt back if possible, and let them try it again. Hope that answers your question! ^_^
Thanks again, ppl! I look forward to writing on more topics!