Let's role play

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There's a WP party and people are just coming in and looking around. I'm sitting in one of the armchairs near the entrance before the bar, legs crossed, half a smile, looking around. I'm wearing jeans and a dark blue T-shirt, have a small backpack next to me on the floor...

What do you do/say?

hello, can i sit in your lap?

soooo naughty.

Nothing. I would rather walk around and maybe play my game or read my book. Anyone wanna talk, I'm here. Ask away but I'm warning you, I do talk a lot and I might never shut up and the whole room would probably hear me since I am so loud.

would you like to talk about diapers spokane? wich ones are they most obsorvant?

I'm bartending.

*slams first shot of tequila*

Since I have well-developed coping skills I can schmooze with the best of 'em once I get a couple drinks in me.

*slams second shot*

But if I start stripping, it's time to cut me off.

hic!

101 Dalmatians and London.



You won't be seeing my diapers, you would have to follow me around and wait for them to stick out of my clothes or follow me to the bathroom and peek in through the stall between the cracks. Oops, got caught with my pants down.

I'd probably glare at you, since my face looks like a glare. Then i'd probably say something like "sup" and walk away.

thats ok! i'll pass..

*gets depressed seeing how spokanegirl and the others already got talking and Greentea's still sitting by herself. Tries to exchange couple words with Nocturnal but he seems too busy / put off / drunk. Goes back to armchair but it's taken. Wants to go home.*

*notices Mitchel glaring at Richard and Richard having a laugh*

*checks the thread, becomes depressed and leaves*

Wow- that was a little harsh .

Busy- yes, I'm bartending.
Put off- Nah. Sometimes, to cover a really big cake, ya gotta spread the icing a little thin.
Drunk- well, ok. I might be a little tipsy.

hic!

What's your drink of choice, 'tea?

Erm...I'll have a Bloody Mary if there is some... By the way, I've seen your posts on the forums...really liked them...*thinks she should be making eye contact, then remembers this is a WP party afterall*

*Mulls together lime wedge, celery seed, worcestshire, tabasco*

Well, I am every bit the same person in person as I am on line... only more so.

*Fills shaker with ice, clamato & vodka. Shakes vigorously and pours into highball. Garnishes with skewer of olive, celery, peppercini and chilled shrimp.*

My feeling is, any cocktail that comes with a garnish can also be considered dinner!
Enjoy.

*Sits down drinking a coke and wearing a SpongeBob T-Shirt, hopes somebody will talk to me*