Clumsiness thing you've done

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Part of AS is some people are clumsy so what moments can you remember were you at your clumsiness and perhaps do you think you're more clumsy at certain times? Today I smacked my elbow and sliced my thumb (the curve part) with a Cowboy hat!! ! I also remember at a Church were I did the SAT I missed the step and fell and scrapped my knee then smacked my elbow at the family own restaraunt both in the same day LOL! I also have an issue with Water Hose and steps (up or down LOL!) (You know in parking lots etc. steps)

Today I walked into the lockers, and probably tripped up a few times.
Me randomly falling over is also a regular occurrence because either one of my knees or ankles looses complete control/power, and I just fall to the ground while I'm walking.
IDK about the worse thing I've done though .
EMZ=P

HA! The funniest clumsy thing I have done. I was walking and talking with a friend, when I spotted the store we were looking for. I pointed across the street and began walking to the store. I was so focused, that I failed to comprehend that I was walking off of a curb and onto a street. I hit the road at nearly a horizontal full frontal. It was mostly, the most hilarious clumsy situation ever.

I've done so many, that I can only remember a fairly recent one. I was walking home from the store, and, to avoid a crowd of people, I cut across a parking lot. I walked straight into a low hanging tree branch, and it knocked my eyeglasses and hat off. I didn't dare turn around to see if people were laughing!

Not to be a hog, but that reminded me of one from last week. I was spinning around a pole, that had a sign on it. I thought I knew where the sign was, yet my head still hit it. My friend was like, yeah, are you okay, there is a sign there. Alls I could do was be mildly angry and say, I'm fine, I knew it was there.

I've told this story, but I got trapped in a walk in fridge while the door was propped open, simply because I accidently knocked over a stack of boxes of tomatoes and got trapped between them and the wall. I have also had more chemicals in my eyes than the colonel has secret spices for his chicken.

Just the other night, I got hungry and went out for some food, I stepped out, onto the lower part of the door, and tripped my foot down as I always do, but because of either my shoes not having any grip and possibly because of the ice from the snow, I slipped and landed flat on my arse with my right wrist in slight discomfort. I just sat there thinking "Is it even worth getting back up again? Then again, my I'm gonna have a wet arse"

I seem to be off with my agility these days I need to practise some more

There are too many to list. A couple days ago, I walked out my front steps (which had ice on them), slipped, went flying in the air, then landed square on my back. Talk about painful! The whole right side of my body was sore for 2 or 3 days. My biggest things are steps/stairs and walkways that are sloped. I also have a problem of banging my shins and toes on the corners of things.

Can't think of anything.

Then why post?

I remember in 3rd grade in gym class people were jumping up as high as they could to see who jump the highest while kind of folding their legs behind them, you know? I tried it but didn't put my legs down and I landed on my knees on the hard floor...

Well, I've wound up in the ER a couple of times because of clumsily tripping on steps. Busted my head and knees pretty badly and needed stitches. One time I fumbled with a bottle of ketchup while getting it out of the refrigerator. It flew out of my hands, it hit the corner of the counter, and basically exploded, spraying ketchup all over everything.... walls, ceiling, floors, me.... it looked like there had been a brutal murder in my kitchen.

P.E. class was always a nightmare of clumsiness. Especially the gymnastics unit. The teacher just could not accept that I was physically incapable of doing a cartwheel. They forced me to try and do it anyways, and I proceeded to flop over in a clumsy pile. Other kids got a kick out of that one.

I bump into people daily, so I have developed a "sorry" reflex.

so when I bump into a pole or a roadsign or a tree I usually automatically appologise it. (it wouldn't be that embarrassing if it wasn't for the fact that there always must be some passers-by who immediately go hysterical)

LOL! Anna Bannana! I have a sorry reflex kind of too!! ! I say sorry to family then they ask why were you saying sorry example: Family stuck in traffic nephew sick oh I'm sorry (AKA I feel bad for them being in that situation.) If I'm rude I get told say sorry then I do very lightly LOL! Go figure!! !