Until about 10 minutes ago I was of the opinion that complaining about intrusive, flashy ads was a bit silly. I'd never been bothered by them before. Sites like this need ads, so what's all the fuss about eh?
So picture this scene; I'm at home, alone, browsing these forums on my computer. There's a dog barking outside, but everything else is silent. It's cold, friday night. Everyone else is out, except me, being a reclusive typical AS computer bloke. I haven't put my headphones on yet, because I haven't played any games, mp3s or anything like that - but I do play them loud. My coat is on top of my headphones, on my bed, because that's where I casually dumped it when I came in the room.
I think the dog briefly stopped barking or I had stopped noticing
Confused panic briefly gripped me after hearing a very chilling, muffled; "Helloooooo?", from an unrecognisable seemingly distressed female and very ethereal voice. I nearly fell out of my chair. After composing myself I grasped my mouse again and heard the same again. At this point I might have wet myself if I hadn't realised that this was caused by mousing-over an advert for smileys.
Good God they've given these things voices now? Smileys are sinister enough by themselves. Maybe I'm just an oversensitive, paranoid wimp - but I'm scared, make them go away... mommy...
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To all of my friends:
Wait, never mind.