Rorschach Inkblot fun....

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Lab Pet had more than is allowable with this test....must share:

http://theinkblot.com/

yippee. thank Lab.


so now i have done the test.
I answered honestly and frankly.
In fact i answered sincerely and decided to enter EXACTLY what i thought of.
look what it came up with.
i am in shock. truly.

Optional [for all]: "Nothing". My imagination isn't good enough to see anything.

I think I must be emotionally and egotistically dead, or something.

I didn't like this test. The options were dumb.

Obviously this site is a parody of Rorschach tests.

But as far as actually seeing things in inkblots ... I see ... inkblots. That's it.

The same goes for, say, cloud or rock formations. I see clouds or rocks. I don't "see" anything else.

Haha, some of those answers...

Psst... it was a joke.
I only answered two of them from the choices. The rest I had to fill in.
No machine could have calculated it that quickly.

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 45%
Congratulations! At a 45% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights -- You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.

* Job Performance & Attitude -- You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.

* Personality Insight -- Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long.

Nope. No connection to anything I said. I saw no monsters or demons.

Sickness Quotient: 43%
Congratulations! At a 43% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals. You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup.

* Job Performance & Attitude
You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Practice makes perfect.", but since nobody's perfect you might as well stop wasting your time.

I thought I was supposed to see nude women, I am kind of disappointed

I got

Sickness Quotient: 42%
Congratulations! At a 42% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

What I would love to do if I knew I was going to be examined using the Rorschach would be to learn the names of the books which the plates come from, it would be even better if I could learn by rote the volume numbers and page numbers so then the following could be done.

The following is what I imagine that could happen

Psychologist "So what do you see there ?"

Woodpecker "Oh, I will have to think for a moment..... I know exactly what is there, it is volume 4 of outpatient psychological tests and I suspect that is about the middle of the book in the assessment for involuntary commitment chapter, oh I think it is page 103 might be plate B on that page or might be plate C"

Psychologist reaches for his books and starts looking through them

Psychologist finds the figure in question

Psychologist "You got the plate number wrong, it is plate A. Now what do you see and be truthful this time"

Woodpecker "This reminds me of my undergraduate days and a time when I was having a very good day but then something spoiled it"

Psychologist "So was it a conflict between your ego and something else, or did your father lock you in the coal shed when you were a child ?"

Woodpecker "No, neither of those. I had a fountain pen malfunction at 6 pm and the result looked like that. I was displeased because it ruined the page of notes I had just written and I do not like then having to try to wash the ink off my fingers. The grade of ink I used then was a nightmare to remove from skin"

Psychologist "How did you react, how did you feel about this"

Woodpecker "Oh, I felt like going to the bathroom"

Psychologist "Did the distress of the pen failure make you lose control of your body"

Woodpecker "No, I had run out of blotting paper and the best thing to use is a soft toilet roll to soak up the ink"

Psychologist "But now when you see such a thing how do you feel"

Woodpecker "I feel glad I bought a word processor, no more nasty ink stains"

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

I took the effort to write in my own answers, which were typically things like "two witches dancing around a campfire". I got an 84% or something like that, but if you push "re-tabulate results" it just keeps giving you a random score.

Fairly amusing, but I really out to be going to sleep now.

Bug, frog and seriously, what's up with the many ships? A pirate ship, a ghost ship...?

Rorschach's Journal, March 14th, 2009:

Found inkblot tests to be strange. Bears further investigation. Wonder how test could be seen as useful.

... what? Oh, you mean the real Rorschach. Sorry

94% and dead on, I do hate the people who are trying to kill me.

They did not get the answers right, and I would not give them away, let them be surprised when the ships come for them.

I wish psychics still did these; it'd be fun to constantly recite, 'Ink on paper.'

It just had to be refuted....

Speaking of which, I've never had a personality/personality disorder test given in person (I guess I appear well adjusted enough in regards to personality), only OCD and Schizophrenia.

I'd like to hear what everyone put for each image. While it was a joke, my results were probably right on

Anyway, I don't know how to get the picture here without infringing on a copyright. If you look at the website, the main page shows all images in the top. So, to give each one a number you'd go like
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10

on 1, a bull/cow
on 2, a crab
on 3, 2 fairies
on 4, a face with something sticking out of it's head, and the face looks like the face of someone who just cleaned up a huge mess that the kids messed up again within seconds
on 5, the mothman
on 6, my purse
on 7, an angel
on 8, the devil
on 9, I don't know what it's called, but you see it in the attic of many movies like the bottom half of a woman probably for sewing or something from back in the day when women wore dresses, except this image is for plus size
on 10, a monkey's head with a scorpion coming out his brain and some insect on his nose

Sickness Quotient: 50%
Congratulations! At a 50% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis


Interpersonal Insights
You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.


Job Performance & Attitude
You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.


Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Be a traveller in Life, not a tourist." But you're the kind of person that can't even get a temporary visa.