Page 1 of 1 [ 15 posts ] 

cosmiccat
Supporting Member
Supporting Member

User avatar

Joined: 5 Apr 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,504
Location: Philadelphia

13 Oct 2009, 9:58 am

I recently started a thread called "Kissing People On The Lips" and almost immediately ads popped up on the left side and bottom of the page that had to do with kissing. One was a voluptuous half naked woman and the other was about kissing. It was weird and made me feel slightly paranoid like in "Big Brother Is Watching You". Here's one of the ads:

Image,

Actually, this add flashed and blinked other messages than the one it displays now. Something about big fat gay kisses or something. 8O :roll: It's totally nuts.

Could this possibly be a coincidence? I don't think so. I think someone somewhere is monitoring the subject matter of our posts and spamming us with adds and imagery that correspond. I feel like someone is peeking in the window or something. It's creepy.

This happened yesterday in a thread started by a member who was talking about, to put it bluntly, catching a man. Adds popped up about "How to catch and keep him" and "Guides to Dating and Choosing a Mate". It can't be a coincidence can it?



Nightsun
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 23 Sep 2009
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 567
Location: Rome - Italy

13 Oct 2009, 10:59 am

It's simply the way google ads works. They monitor the forum to put the "best add". It's not illigal and the forum is pubblic.


_________________
Planes are tested by how well they fly, not by comparing them to birds.


fiddlerpianist
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Apr 2009
Age: 47
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,821
Location: The Autistic Hinterlands

13 Oct 2009, 11:00 am

I have often wishes that the ads here on WP weren't so trashy and flashy. Then again, I don't pay the bills.


_________________
"That leap of logic should have broken his legs." - Janissy


Janissy
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 May 2009
Age: 58
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,450
Location: x

13 Oct 2009, 11:01 am

It's not a coincidence and it's not a spying person. It's a spying bot that continuously searches for keywords and matches them to keywords in ads. The only human involvement is the person who originally wrote the bot program and the person who paid for ad space and gave keywords to be matched. It can be good fun to watch, once you realize there is no actual human but simply a bot, because sometimes the keywords taken out of the context of the post can lead to some comical ad placement.



cosmiccat
Supporting Member
Supporting Member

User avatar

Joined: 5 Apr 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,504
Location: Philadelphia

13 Oct 2009, 11:21 am

Thanks Nightsun, Fiddler and Janissy. Your comments make me feel better. I'm really not complaining, just thought it was curious and had no explanation for it so, naturally, me being me, was forced to speculate. Spy bots. Kind of funny actually.



fiddlerpianist
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Apr 2009
Age: 47
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,821
Location: The Autistic Hinterlands

13 Oct 2009, 11:49 am

Janissy wrote:
It's not a coincidence and it's not a spying person. It's a spying bot that continuously searches for keywords and matches them to keywords in ads. The only human involvement is the person who originally wrote the bot program and the person who paid for ad space and gave keywords to be matched. It can be good fun to watch, once you realize there is no actual human but simply a bot, because sometimes the keywords taken out of the context of the post can lead to some comical ad placement.

One of my favorites was a Google ad that popped up on a Tribune article about the Chicago aldermen banning foie gras being served within city limits. While the article was all about the inhumane treatment of ducks to produce foie gras, the Google ad was something akin to "get foie gras cheap and fast! Shipped to your door!" or something else amusing to that end.


_________________
"That leap of logic should have broken his legs." - Janissy


cosmiccat
Supporting Member
Supporting Member

User avatar

Joined: 5 Apr 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,504
Location: Philadelphia

13 Oct 2009, 12:04 pm

fiddlerpianist wrote:
Janissy wrote:
It's not a coincidence and it's not a spying person. It's a spying bot that continuously searches for keywords and matches them to keywords in ads. The only human involvement is the person who originally wrote the bot program and the person who paid for ad space and gave keywords to be matched. It can be good fun to watch, once you realize there is no actual human but simply a bot, because sometimes the keywords taken out of the context of the post can lead to some comical ad placement.

One of my favorites was a Google ad that popped up on a Tribune article about the Chicago aldermen banning foie gras being served within city limits. While the article was all about the inhumane treatment of ducks to produce foie gras, the Google ad was something akin to "get foie gras cheap and fast! Shipped to your door!" or something else amusing to that end.


That's so funny. There are a few things that I would like to know about, and I'm sure there is a wealth of info on the web that could provide good answers, but I know that by googling certain subjects I would be opening the door to a lot of "visitors' I would prefer not to see.



Willard
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Age: 65
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,647

13 Oct 2009, 1:33 pm

Kind of makes you want to experiment with different words and phrases, just to see what kinds of ads will pop up...

Mustache slinky wire recorder. Catfish bait savage aquarium Parthenon - Totally Stylin' Tattoo Barbie! Text memories subscriber in obnoxious paperweight, but for extra-dimensional futon. :wink:



fiddlerpianist
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Apr 2009
Age: 47
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,821
Location: The Autistic Hinterlands

13 Oct 2009, 1:46 pm

Willard wrote:
Kind of makes you want to experiment with different words and phrases, just to see what kinds of ads will pop up...

Mustache slinky wire recorder. Catfish bait savage aquarium Parthenon - Totally Stylin' Tattoo Barbie! Text memories subscriber in obnoxious paperweight, but for extra-dimensional futon. :wink:

I always wanted a mustache slinky wire recorder when I was little...


_________________
"That leap of logic should have broken his legs." - Janissy


cosmiccat
Supporting Member
Supporting Member

User avatar

Joined: 5 Apr 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,504
Location: Philadelphia

13 Oct 2009, 1:57 pm

Quoting Willard

Quote:
Kind of makes you want to experiment with different words and phrases, just to see what kinds of ads will pop up..


Googled: savage aquarium Parthenon

Australia - crispyneurons
... ruins of a lost civilization, like walking amidst the Parthenon. ... It dumped us off right in front of the Sydney Aquarium, so I went in for a look. ... She's simultaneously savage and tender. Some random observations, in no ...
www.crispyneurons.com/wiki/Australia -


crispyneurons? Simultaneously savage and tender? Hey. Maybe this is the method Bob Dylan used to write Tarantula.



Janissy
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 May 2009
Age: 58
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,450
Location: x

13 Oct 2009, 2:01 pm

Willard wrote:
Kind of makes you want to experiment with different words and phrases, just to see what kinds of ads will pop up...

Mustache slinky wire recorder. Catfish bait savage aquarium Parthenon - Totally Stylin' Tattoo Barbie! Text memories subscriber in obnoxious paperweight, but for extra-dimensional futon. :wink:


I read your post and then looked over to the sidebar to see what that mad scramble of words would trigger for an ad. On the sidebar was an an ad that said "we get you" and was an ad for community services for war veterans. I guess your post seemed like the ramblings of someone suffering from shell shock.



elderwanda
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Age: 57
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,534
Location: San Francisco Bay Area

13 Oct 2009, 2:05 pm

I had forgotten about the ads. One of the first things I did when I joined WP was to get an ad blocker. I just can't tolerate ads, especially the kind that pop up, flash, or move in any way. It's supposed to get your attention, but mostly it just makes me agitated.


Speaking of key words....

A few months ago, I was playing around with the idea of taking lessons to learn a musical instrument (back when my husband got a regular paycheck), and I was considering the guitar. I'm short and er, a bit busty, shall we say. I was concerned that I would not be able to sit and comfortably hold an acoustic guitar, so I wanted to see some pictures of women with my build playing guitars. So I googled some phrase using the words "guitar" and "large bust" or something like that. Man, was I sorry! What was I thinking? Of course I got a zillion pictures of leather-clad bleached-blondes, waif-like except for the fake boobs with xtreme cleavage, pouting and sneering, while holding an electric guitar. And lots and lots of comments from young men. No middle aged, frumpy women properly holding a guitar. I should have known, of course. :lol:



cosmiccat
Supporting Member
Supporting Member

User avatar

Joined: 5 Apr 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,504
Location: Philadelphia

13 Oct 2009, 2:13 pm

@ Elderwanda

So funny. :lol: So did you ever learn to play? And did the bust get in the way? Had to go for the rhyme.



Maggiedoll
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Jun 2009
Age: 40
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,126
Location: Maryland

13 Oct 2009, 2:24 pm

Willard wrote:
Kind of makes you want to experiment with different words and phrases, just to see what kinds of ads will pop up...

Mustache slinky wire recorder. Catfish bait savage aquarium Parthenon - Totally Stylin' Tattoo Barbie! Text memories subscriber in obnoxious paperweight, but for extra-dimensional futon. :wink:


ROFL :lmao:

But yea, I wouldn't even call it so much a "spy bot".. The targeted advertising thing is just a programmed keyword thing that triggers particular ads.



cosmiccat
Supporting Member
Supporting Member

User avatar

Joined: 5 Apr 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,504
Location: Philadelphia

13 Oct 2009, 2:31 pm

This was just at the bottom of my kissing on the lips thread.

Quote:
How To Kiss
7 Steps to Amazing Kissing. Kiss in a Way They'll Never Forget.