My new aspie obsession: Farting

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I don't know why, but the sound and smells of farts is so funny. The word farts grab my attention and I just love to fart. I come to conclude that farting might also be my stim.

Please don't call me a troll or anything, I'm serious.

I am completely obsessed with farting. Or am I?

I don't smell anything so maybe you are just addicted to unusual odors.

No. The sounds make me laugh.

Yeah that's fairly typical and why 'whoopie' cushions were invented. They are funny especially if they're used at weddings, funerals, trials and other places where normal society doesn't expect them.
You'd get a kick out of the section in the Carlos Castanada book where the three travlers were waiting on some sign from God and all they heard was one of them farting. The medicine man took that as the appropriate signal.

Hey Chimchar,

let's put our obsessions together...

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=dOXjHPMdvaQ&feature=channel_page[/youtube]

Have I got the book series for you! http://www.pilkey.com/

P.S. As an added bonus, if you end up feeling too good about farts and Captain Underpants and stuff and want to get totally bummed out you can watch a speech he gave in 2006 and watch in horror as the teachers laugh upon hearing his painful recollections of school.

ohh my god, i had this feeling that this dorma 8900 series american farting door closer would show up in this thread. best farting door closer on youtube!! believe it or not, they can make noises like that if low on hydraulic oil, so the one doro posted here is NOT a hoax or fake fart with just a door closing.


i once while in an MSN voice chat with a friend last week in the UK, she loves farts and fart humor, so one day while talking i had a good fart coming up, i then grabbed mic placed it near my pants and pfffffffffft (about 5 seconds long of cheeks clapping) she then asked what was that, i then said hehehehe that was me, i farted! ROFL she after hearing that could not stop laughing for about 15 minutes.

best farts are the blame-it-on-the-dog farts, the SBD, hehehe best done in the car, then you can blame it on a bad catalytic converter and get away with it (note only works if its YOUR car)

talking of car farts, my dad once when he just got a gmc yukon was "testing" the child safety lock (as in can lock the back doors so they only work from outside (like a police car) and he then cut one loose when going down the highway, i then tried to lower the window to get fresh air and could not because little did i know that the child lock also effected the front passenger's door as well.

if your a door closer repairer and got a bad case of the farts, find an old sargent 803 series closer, take speed adjustment screw out, it smells just like farts, (because of sulfer content in the oil)

there used to be some fart humor websites online to upload, listen to and rate or comment on farts, one famous fart site was farts.com (now some fartaholic's blog) and ratemyfart.com, (ratemyfart may not be good to see if your <18, due to some of the ads have nudity or sex referances on them)

Oh man this discussion is up my alley. I wouldn't say it's an obsession but it's pretty damn funny. Here is a gift from me to you [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w90CZM7FOQ[/youtube]

OMG> Thanks lioness. I almost cried watching this. That was awesome.

haha you are welcome, thought you would like it! Be sure to watch Family Guy often, they are tonnes of farting humor in that show. It's a hoot.

I already watch family guy. It's funny, not much fart jokes from what I see.

I hope no one finds my obsession silly.

Really?? I would say more than half of the episodes on there have farting in it. And nah I think its funny too.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47z8I-oFNps[/youtube]

Lol. I actually saw that episode last night. HAHAHAHHAHA

Recipe for a gassy aspie topic

Best fartfood:

Beans (baked, kidney, black)
All Bran cereal (William Sh*tner's fave)
Barley, boiled
Limburger cheese
Cabbage/sauerkraut
Buttermilk
Cottage cheese/sour cream

Lots of methane here. Be careful of matches!

Best of luck. May the farts be with you!

Ever watch South Park? Terrance and Phillips love to fart.


I would post a video clip here but there is profanity.