Corrupt A Wish

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The control freak adopts a more laissez-faire approach. In fact, things get so relaxed that you end up having to micromanage every aspect of the project in order to keep it on the rails.

I wish the rain would ease up.

Granted, but it is sunny every day!

I wish I was friends with my ex-friend again.

Granted, but all your other friends now hate you

I wished the girl I loved would love me too...

Granted, but your girl is now too much to handle.

I wish the student leader of the production would single out someone else to play head games with.

Granted, but the new person can't handle the mind games and goes insane.

I wish my computer had better speakers.

Granted, but the only levels your speakers go to are "Loud", "Louder", and "Are you Nuts?!"

I wish I could understand algebra better.

Granted, but you can no longer read English.

I wish that there was such a thing as sweat and blood flavoured ice cream.

Granted, but then you go off it after taking a tour of the factory to see how it is made.

I wish I didn't have quite so much laundry to do.

Granted, but your clothes smell like s**t!

I wish my mom didn't have an ego the size of her native country.

Granted, your momma is so ugly that she is part of the local freak circus.

I wish that I could just go to sleeeep forever.

Granted, but you have a nightmare the whole time.

I wish I could shuffle cards well.

Granted, your deck shall homogenize, but you have to pick them up off the floor.

I wish I had a light sabre...

Granted, but the lightsaber comes with a permanent built-in homing mechanism, designed for those who lack proper sword skills, which has its target set to anything with the word 'flammable' on it.


I wish I had an endless supply of fresh green tea.

Granted, but the NSA interrogate you for your source and how it works.

I wish I had all the powers of Neo

Granted, but your mother insists that, if you are good enough to bend the Matrix, you should be able to keep your room tidy as well.

I wish I were taller.

Granted, but the rapid increase in growth hormones ruins your health.

I wish my computer were powerfull enough to run Gothic III.