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syzygyish
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16 Nov 2007, 2:59 am

i saw the original version of "Star Wars" on the radio
back when it was first broadcast in the 1700's

I saw this on a roadsign on a highway today:swim between the flags

on a magazine cover:get happier instantly for free-the magazine was $9.95


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16 Nov 2007, 3:26 am

There was a cat lying on my head today. I don't know why it was purring or scratching at my hair. It must have been that evil old cat lady again.


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16 Nov 2007, 6:16 am

my brother tried to eat cat food



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16 Nov 2007, 7:51 am

I can smell the inside of my nose!


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16 Nov 2007, 8:05 am

the swells on my toes are infamous


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16 Nov 2007, 7:54 pm

I confess that I'm in the wrong forum.



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18 Nov 2007, 4:41 am

Hillary Clinton in 2008! W00t!! :lol:



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18 Nov 2007, 5:01 am

the best way to deal with aspies is to scream
& shout & yell
abuse & profanities &
s**t
& watch us roll over


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18 Nov 2007, 2:11 pm

"Curl up like a burrito!" -ME (to a friend) 8O



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18 Nov 2007, 2:41 pm

Life goes EXACTLY how you plan it.


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19 Nov 2007, 1:30 am

how do i get a girlfriend?


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19 Nov 2007, 2:43 am

I'm on a winning streak


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19 Nov 2007, 3:34 am

the best time to swat flys is when they're on your food


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19 Nov 2007, 5:15 am

I care about every single human, past present and future.


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19 Nov 2007, 5:36 am

i just got a call from the producers of "saturday night live" :!:
& "the simpsons" :!:
they want us to go on tonight :!:
were so funny :!:
we got their attention :!:
get up & answer the phone :!:
we go on in five minutes :!:


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