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Anubis
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20 Dec 2007, 6:24 pm

*Scares the next poster to death*


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20 Dec 2007, 8:48 pm

Put earplugs on, avoiding all of Anubis scares.

Activates the 1 gigaton atom bomb countdown. 5,4,3,2,1 and then the 1 GT atom bomb exploded in Daesmodalus's face.



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21 Dec 2007, 6:03 am

Travels to the exact point just after the explosion has ended and sends a Dalek to exterminate Dylan14.


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21 Dec 2007, 11:42 am

*Plays the entire gruelingly boring backcatalog of Metallica* :twisted:


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22 Dec 2007, 5:37 am

TheAPERSON is unaffected as he has never heard of them.

Sings the Lumberjack song 1000 times to Deus_ex_machina.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg[/youtube]


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22 Dec 2007, 6:23 am

TheAPERSON wrote:
TheAPERSON is unaffected as he has never heard of them.

Sings the Lumberjack song 1000 times to Deus_ex_machina.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg[/youtube]


*Deus_ex_machina is unaffected as he is a Lumberjack who likes to press wild flowers and wear women's clothes*

*Deus_ex_machina sends the Funniest Joke in the World in written form to TheASPERSON, killing him instantaneously*


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23 Dec 2007, 12:15 am

*a cow falls out of the sky and squishes the next poster*



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23 Dec 2007, 7:08 am

I throw the funniest joke ever that Deus_ex_machina gave me to the cow that RandomGuy sent to drop on me, killing the cow.

I now send two thermonuclear missiles to the next person.


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23 Dec 2007, 12:36 pm

*The Thermonuclear weapons were destroyed in a puff of logic when the current poster argued that they couldn't possibly exist*

"Die!" says I, "Ye glee at me be free thee, go pee!"

*The next poster dies because their brain haemorraged trying to work out the sentence*


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23 Dec 2007, 1:04 pm

*switches processing unit*


Next poster will lose their job and all support from the government, friends, and family for something they were accused of doing but didn't actually do.



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23 Dec 2007, 7:02 pm

Goes undercover, proves myself innocent and the true gulity person is the previous poster.



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23 Dec 2007, 7:22 pm

Sends the Republican Guard after Dylan14



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23 Dec 2007, 8:12 pm

Writes the above person's name in the Death Note, with the cause of death being "spontaneous explosion of head".


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23 Dec 2007, 8:57 pm

Shoots millions of erasers going 50% the speed of light at the next poster.



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24 Dec 2007, 4:23 am

Activates bullet time dodging all the erasers.

Abducts the next poster and boots them out into Space.


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24 Dec 2007, 4:16 pm

*Rides a leviathan back down to earth*

YEEEEEEEHAW!! !! !!

*crushes iamnotaparakeet and TheAPERSON*