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29 Jan 2008, 9:41 am

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Yes, but then the Americans are irresponsible and make it all dirty.

I wish the Americans would pay more attention to climate change.


Granted! but everyone in the UK does not pay anymore attention

I wish my website would get loads of views


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29 Jan 2008, 10:16 am

Granted, but people do not like it and tell Timothy Berners-Lee (the inventor of the internet) that he should take it off the internet and mindswipe anyone who has looked at it so they do not remember it. :twisted:

I wish Americans would leave WAY less food on their plate.


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29 Jan 2008, 10:17 am

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Granted, but people do not like it and tell Timothy Berners-Lee (the inventor of the internet) that he should take it off the internet and mindswipe anyone who has looked at it so they do not remember it. :twisted:

I wish Americans would leave WAY less food on their plate.


Granted! they leave it in the garbage

I wish the united states was not run by a friggen monkey


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29 Jan 2008, 12:22 pm

Granted but now the leader of the U.S. is the evil Pope.


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29 Jan 2008, 1:13 pm

I wish there was no such thing as The Republican Party.


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29 Jan 2008, 11:42 pm

granted but the loss of an antagonistic two party system destroys the balance of greed and then Democrats use thier new uncontested power to slowly erode the constitution giving the oligarchs who infest the upper echelons of the party unlimited power to turn the US into a dictatorship which then has to be overthrown by a violent and bloody revolution.
Which actually might be fun.
Viva la revolucion'.

I wish for the revolution



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30 Jan 2008, 12:27 am

The revolution comes. However, no-one notices.



I wisht that employers would tell me whether they are hiring me immediately, rather than making me wait a month.


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30 Jan 2008, 4:37 am

Granted, but the job turns out to be rubbish.

I wish for Super Smash Bros. Brawl.


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30 Jan 2008, 5:07 pm

Granted but it is broken in half

I wish to be able to go to Italy


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30 Jan 2008, 6:11 pm

Granted. You may now go to Italy. The fare is your left leg.


I wish that I could understand my GF.


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30 Jan 2008, 9:23 pm

Granted. Now you understand perfectly where she's coming from. Trouble is, you've lost all insight into anyone else, including yourself.

I wish all the Wrong Planeteers a peaceful and happy day.



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30 Jan 2008, 9:29 pm

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Granted. Now you understand perfectly where she's coming from. Trouble is, you've lost all insight into anyone else, including yourself.

I wish all the Wrong Planeteers a peaceful and happy day.


Granted! no corruption

I wish to own bodypoint and every soft silky strap in the world :P


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30 Jan 2008, 9:41 pm

Granted. They are now taken advantage of even more tomorrow.



I wish that I could buy my ranch right now.


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30 Jan 2008, 9:42 pm

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Granted. They are now taken advantage of even more tomorrow.



I wish that I could buy my ranch right now.


Granted! but you fall through the floor because previous owner didnt have enough time to fix it up...

I wish to own Welch allyn and i shall create giant soft silky blood pressure cuffs for autism deep pressure therapy (no puns intended!)


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31 Jan 2008, 5:08 am

Granted but they run out of silk and replace it with wood, which isn't very comfortable.

I wish for a Super Burger.


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31 Jan 2008, 9:46 pm

Granted. However, it gives you E. Coli.



I wish that I could drink my tea right now, instead of waiting for it to steap.


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