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24 Feb 2008, 6:38 am

Granted but it becomes unpeaceful trying to make peace.

I wish I wasn't scared of sturgeons.

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24 Feb 2008, 6:43 am

granted now your scared of everything else

i wish i had a gf

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24 Feb 2008, 7:00 am

Granted, but she turns out to be a lesbian.

I wish that I owned a three-story house in the country.

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24 Feb 2008, 7:43 am

Granted: but since you failed to specify which country you get one in the war-torn Afganistan.

I wish my timemachine would start working again.

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24 Feb 2008, 8:00 am

grantd but you get stuck in the core of the sun and it breaks

i wish the world was a better place

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24 Feb 2008, 8:08 am

dragonboy wrote:

grantd but you get stuck in the core of the sun and it breaks

Damnit that is what happened last time too... or next time... timetraveling is confusing sometimes...

Your wish is granted the world is now a better place for bacteria and vira (Plural of virus in case you don't speak latin)

I wish I knew which watch which witch watches

(Try saying Two witches watch two watches; which witch watch which watch)

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24 Feb 2008, 8:36 am

granted but you die of a cold

i wish there was a cure for cancer

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24 Feb 2008, 2:12 pm

Granted, but the cure causes a number of undesirable side-effects including, but not limited to, diarrhea, fever, anaemia, hallucinations, leprosy and death.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

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24 Feb 2008, 2:16 pm

Granted: you now wish you were a fish... people find you strange and you have no friends... and a person who wishes he was a shark tries to eat you

I wish I didn't have german class tomorrow

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24 Feb 2008, 5:45 pm

granted NOW YOU HAVE FRENCH

i wish there was no more war

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24 Feb 2008, 9:51 pm

Granted! The war ends courtesy of a nuke.

I wish for lol wut pears to grow off the tree in my backyard.

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24 Feb 2008, 9:55 pm

Granted, but they're poison and you don't know it.

I wish Skittles weren't so addicting.

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24 Feb 2008, 9:56 pm

Granted! You're now addicted to sour skittles.

I wish to save my skittles until tomorrow.

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24 Feb 2008, 9:59 pm

Granted, but a Raccoon eats them while you're sleeping.

I wish Serj Tankian didn't have a song called "Money". haha

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24 Feb 2008, 10:00 pm

(can you not think of a song thyat starts with Y? lol)

Granted! It's now called "Evanescence sucks"

I wish for a pet llama named moe that spit money.

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24 Feb 2008, 10:04 pm

o.0 I can, an Evanescence song actually, but people are supposed to foget it exists for personal reasons to Amy, and I respect that.

Granted, but I steal your Llama.

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