The surrealist compliment generator

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So precisely, your head fits into the smallest of diameters.

WTF???

The expanse of your intelligence is a void no universe could ever fill.

that might work on a really stupid girl irronically

You are the shallots of spicyness in the salad of my enthusiasms.

Your face does bend even the most anorexic mirror into a sensuous playground of muscular spasms.

Your pendulous thorax makes cellists envious of the rotund sounds emanating from your nose in D minor.

Entranced by the bitter harmony of your lips, I gaze beyond reason to find the oasis of your ruptured soul.

Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.

o...kay then

Never pet your dog when it is on fire.

You are as orange as a congeleen afro curled around the bony edges of a silver spoon expressing its innermost desires for a lime-based detergent.

no zombie is hungry enough to
search for your brains where I will

MINE
ppl that use the generator are swimming downstream in the
jellyfishs evolutionary rise to power pool

Your eyes glow like naked livers burning in the sun.


Yeeehaaa!!

the sexyness of your sandyness
will be explored by underlying metaphors
that will throw your thread-killing powers into utter disrepute


zippy-dee-doo-ha-

The shape of your ears is the totality of bedpans in a fit of cholera.

the crescendoes of your incomprehensibilities
wax rhapsodic into the disambiguated melodies of
my appreciation for your harmonic alienation.

Give me your hand that I may want of your broken nails.

Cretins and vermin cannot compare with the depths of your cousins.

The shape of your ears is the totality of bedpans in a fit of cholera.

Your nasal hair speaks volumes concerning the Isle of Wright.