Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you have a seizure and forget all about everything that you learned about her in the last month.





I wish people would see and realize the good and real values of knowing me.
that I am worth knowing and being with and around.
that there is a lot more positives about knowing me then meets the eye.

Granted. Now everybody loves you. But alas, they all have AS and have serious difficulty expressing their feelings.

I wish death penalty were abolished everywhere.

Granted, but there are no laws and mass murderers roam the streets.


I wish I would live to be 100 years old.

Granted. Oh snap, you're way past the 100-day mark.

I want a pony.

Granted, but you are now a giant and can't ride it.


I wish I was not sitting here alone this afternoon.

Granted, a plague of mice come to live in your sofa and keep you company.

I wish there was something better on television than Batman and Mr Freeze dubbed into French.

Granted. It is a really great movie in your native language, about the logging industry.


I wish I could sit in the restaurant Sherlock Holmes went to for coffee and a sandwich before he went to listen to Sarasate play the violin.

Granted, however today it is full of badly behaved screaming and shouting children.

I wish I hadn't eaten a fresh baked baguette earlier - I've got indigestion now .

Granted! you still eat it but you get diahrea

I wish to have 200 hot sticky sweaty wet neoprene wetsuits piled on top of me head to toe with no way to breathe for 1 mintue and then only the ability to breathe through my nose, "forced" to smell the sweaty neoprene ( i love that smell)

Granted. But the heat melts the suits and you're now inside an amorphous mass of semi-liquid neoprene.

I wish I didn't have to multitask all the time.

(sounds sticky and warm and thick and heavy and hard to move... I WANT!)

Granted! You are put in a giant amorphous mass of semi-liquid neoprene

I wish i could go to a neoprene factory and swim in the hot thick liquid neoprene

Granted. You become a mannequin after being pulled out of the neoprene with 9th degree burns.

I wish more modern games had quality other than graphics.

Granted. Now they're also scented.

I wish my friends weren't so clumsy with their relationships.

Strapples!

I hope that my wet-suit wasn't melted down too?! I paid a lot for it. Joking!

I'm sorry guys. I told Strapples about my neoprene wet-suit that I wear in the summer to keep me warm in the water.
Now he wants a mountain of them piled on top of him!

I need to discuss the chemical polymerisation process of neoprene and it's physical properties sometime with you Strapples.
I think you might enjoy it!


Sorry carturo222

Granted.
But your friends become so relationship savvy that they send all of their obnoxious ex-friends/partners to you.

No wish?! Fine. *Waves his hands*
You wish for a cookie, but it is flaming and covered with fire ants.

I wish I had a ten foot ladder.

Granted, but the eaves of your house are all 14 feet and it will not work for you.


I wish more people would play the game where no one can say the letter "E"