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16 Oct 2008, 7:46 pm

Granted, Strapples, your home is now a giant concrete wall, that holds back water. It is a huge home, but it is sure lonely and dank. And it smells of fish and wet.

I wish to have a log cabin.

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16 Oct 2008, 7:49 pm

Granted. It's about 400 miles outside of LA, right in the path of that raging wildfire.

I wish my cats would get along.

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16 Oct 2008, 8:11 pm

Granted! BUt you left them in said log cabin... and you are in L.A start rushing!

I wish internet were not so freaking expensive.

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16 Oct 2008, 8:18 pm

Internet is now free but terribly terribly slow and unpredictable, as everyone is using a high speed broadband connection but there's no infrastructure to support it because there's no money coming in....

I wish my boyfriend and I could make up without me admitting I've been an idiot....

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16 Oct 2008, 10:43 pm

Granted, but it has now been tatooed on your forehead so the whole world knows.

I wish I had a motor scooter.

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17 Oct 2008, 4:57 am

Strapples wrote:

Granted! But you long to appreciate PVC soon..

I wish you would grant part one of my wish too

If you wish to be more extensively disabled I could just beat you about the head with a 2x4. It won't be pretty or painless, but I believe it will provide sufficient brain-damage to turn you into a vegetable for the rest of your natural life.

Is this what you want, you fool?!

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17 Oct 2008, 5:17 am

Botti wrote:

Granted, but it has now been tatooed on your forehead so the whole world knows.

I wish I had a motor scooter.

Granted, but the engine is 5cc

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17 Oct 2008, 5:36 am

I wish there was more respect for human life in the world today.

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17 Oct 2008, 5:37 am

slowmutant wrote:

I wish there was more respect for human life in the world today.

Granted, but the increase is very small

I wish I had an XBOX 360

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17 Oct 2008, 5:40 am

Granted, but it's encased in carbonite. Ha-ha!

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.

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17 Oct 2008, 7:29 am

Granted. That wish is its own corruption.

I wish my breakfast today included a veggie omelette, bacon, fresh coffee, and toast, rather than the tiny, dry, organic-foods breakfast bar I brought.

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17 Oct 2008, 8:37 am

Granted, you now have an organic veggie omelet, fresh coffee, and toast bar. Yumm.

I wish I had a HDTV that could fit in my room.

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17 Oct 2008, 1:21 pm

Granted, your room is not an HDTV that only gets cartoon network.

I wish I could take a bath in hot fudge

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17 Oct 2008, 1:25 pm

Granted. BUt you suffocate while bathing in it. The hot fudge acts like delicious quicksand.

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17 Oct 2008, 3:59 pm

I wish i could take a bath in hot fudge like NNRB....

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17 Oct 2008, 4:14 pm

Granted, but you like it so much you only want straps made of hot fudge in the future! (you hate neoprene)

I wish I could think of a fabulous thing for my custom rank!

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