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Wish granted but you also have to live their lives and its worse then yours...

I wish for a horse!

Granted a dead one

I wish I could have a giant blood pressure cuff for me to wrap myself in so i can get hugs whenever i need them... pretty much constantly. . (one of my friends said he does not like giving me hugs because he thinks its gay)

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

granted, only problem is the pressure becomes too much and your head pops off.


i wish i had a few friends close enough to see every now and then.

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most people think i'm a bit strange, even abnormal. normal is the majority, the average, what is most frequent. if you lived around here, you'll see the positive of not being normal

Granted! but they will never touch you

I wish my blood pressure cuff didnt kill me (SERIOUSLY DONT CORRUPT THIS. I quite need some deep pressure right now as i am depressed)

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

wish granted, only problem now is that your friend now wants to give you a hug when you need it so you get two instead of one (i hope that good enough to cheer you up a bit strapples, i hope you feel happier soon)

i wish that everyone who felt upset or depressed got to feel happy for the rest of the day.

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most people think i'm a bit strange, even abnormal. normal is the majority, the average, what is most frequent. if you lived around here, you'll see the positive of not being normal

This might be the end of the game, I do not feel good about messing up that wish.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

*Genie poof!*
Nein! Your lack of a wish has interrupted the flow! Your fine is a penny. You are granted the soy beans you did not ask for!
I wish for a home made of tofu.

Granted. it attracts all manner of animal, which gather around and annoy you constantly until they've eaten it all, which really only takes a few days. But they stick around a while hoping for more.

I wish I were emperor of the universe.

Granted, you become emperor of the Universe, but your reign is cut short by an assassination

I wish I could travel anywhere in the world for free

Granted. Happy Hang gliding.

I wish the door to my room was a steel door with a camera/DNA scanner so I could let people in only when I choose so.

Granted, however the door fails, and you are locked inside for an unknown period of time.

I wish for my letter, that I am writing to my parents, to explain my stims works.

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Fine you can have the letter but a problem exists,

It is written in a mixture of English, Hindi, Czech, French, Mandarin and German. In the words in each paragraph are randomly from each of the langauges which are mentioned. As a result no body can understand the letter.

I wish that I could see infra red light, so I would be able to see in the dark.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! infra red does not exist. it is infrared in one word. linguistically infra red does not exist therefore you see nothing

I wish to get a PVC lead apron

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, no corruption.

I wish I could make a model rocket that goes into space.

Granted....your rocket went into space...exploded and the parts came back into the atmosphere and contribute to global climate change.

I wish that econmic stimulus packages actually work....

Granted, however the Deduction Theorem has proven that the above statement is not a tautology, thus the stimulus package does not work.

I wish that the model rocket was heavy duty.