Where is my..... [Game]

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Your school is underneath that 300,000 tonne nuclear submarine that mysteriously fell out of the sky.

Where is my Nintendo DS?

the Russian mafia used its pictochat feature to hack into my yahoo account as said before.

where is my barrel-o-monkeys?

It exploded.

Where is my dignity?

Currently being made into a top hat. Should be in a costume store soon for 34 of your unit of dollar.

Where is my DVD of annoying cubicle sounds?

its in my bathroom, but for some reason, its not playing cubicle sounds.

where's the autobiography of me that i have not written yet and don;t intend to because i dont want strangers knowing anything about me?

Due to a copy falling into a wormhole in the future, and arriving yesterday, it has now been published on the internet and everyone on the planet knows all your embarrassing secrets. I'm not going to mention that incident when you accidentally ^&%^&*&)&&*%% and someone saw you! How embarrasing.

Where is my time machine?

In ancient Rome.

Where is my screw driver?

It is your chauffeurs night off

Where is my car?

My chauffeur used it to drive home.


Where are my screws???

Holding your door closer in position.

The screws are tight. Where is my lubricant?

it has been found near a murder scene somewhere in Denver. I highly suggest moving to another state because the FBI is doing a DNA scan on it right now.

where is my happy birthday card that was ripped up, drawn all over, and was supposed to be somewhere under my bed next to an old, smelly, wrinkled up T-shirt that i amazingly got on the same birthday?

It is in the landfill full of nuclear waste.

Where is my jet pack?

You didn't switch it off. Look up...

Where are my paperclips?

they're in the apartment of the paperclip thief. How do i know that? don't look at me.

where's my helper monkey?

You were late, your dinner is in the dog and your cup of tea is in the microwave waiting to be warmed up.

Where is my bottle of beer?