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TallyMan
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30 Mar 2009, 2:05 pm

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Sweet dreams are made in this.


And for my next magic trick I need someone with a trillion dollars (thank you madam that will do nicely) and the keys to a fast sports car (thank you sir). Now count to 100 while I leave the room for a moment...


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30 Mar 2009, 2:17 pm

If I find the guy who stole my toupee, he's going to DIE!


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30 Mar 2009, 2:46 pm

No... I think the cloud looks like a bunny rabbit, not a walrus.


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30 Mar 2009, 7:43 pm

Have a guess:
1. I am disgruntled.
2. I am using my super hearing.
If you guess right, I turn you into a NES. If you are wrong, I make you a submarine sandwich.


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31 Mar 2009, 4:30 am

Mew! I am the genetic template of all! The primordial ooze of all things Pokemon! If they can learn it, so can I!

Oh, and kitten.


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31 Mar 2009, 6:29 am

Its fun shooting birds with a flame thrower!


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31 Mar 2009, 6:30 am

Then why do you look so grumpy?

Don't flame birds, they'll not enjoy that :lol:


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31 Mar 2009, 9:01 am

reenix, the best place in town for flame grilled chicken



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31 Mar 2009, 10:59 am

As I sank deeper into the ocean, slowly drowning, the last thing I remember was strange characters forming in front of me - then my teacher woke me up and demanding the answer to the maths formula.


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31 Mar 2009, 11:03 am

I'm still looking at a pissed-off Japanese man.


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31 Mar 2009, 11:48 am

&^$*^*&$**! !! !, THAT CURRY WAS HOT!


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31 Mar 2009, 3:26 pm

One moment... I feel a sneeze coming on....


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31 Mar 2009, 3:30 pm

Hurry up with that damn painting, do you know how uncomfortable this is? :evil:


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31 Mar 2009, 3:40 pm

i is sleeping. dont wake me up.


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01 Apr 2009, 2:23 am

Muahaha! I shall destroy you with my Neoprene Vest!



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01 Apr 2009, 5:08 am

"Why no one told me that this is basically a nuclear fuel rod?!?"