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Granted! But you start wishing for bad things to happen!

I wish for him to put me into a head lock without breaking my neck and squeezing my head really tight in his fat warm arms

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^ KS - Granted: Every single wish that you have ever made was answered, and will be answered in the future exactly as you want, upon receiving this information, you change your mind to add a couple things and delete a couple that you really didn't mean. This sudden change, crashes mass confusion at the speed of light - global nuclear monitoring stations are triggered and then the Water-boarding procedures begin, after which, you are not really certain about what you want, so you wish to go to the way things where. _ Granted


I wish I could stop smoking

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Granted, he puts you in a scissor hold - cutting you completely in two


I wish I didn't take a break to answer the stupid phone

Granted. As it turns out, it was a tax collecter calling to tell you to either pay up or go directly to jail, and since you didn't bother to answer they arrest you.
I wish for a new PC that is very fast, invulnerable to viruses, and has all my desired software installed.

Granted! But its not a PC its a Mac!

I wish all windows software would run on a mac except for viruses and all the crapware

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted! Now I can actually do my homework at home. And I can scan books! Yay!
I wish they would take my name completely off that damn house and that my divorce would happen on Monday. Also I wish for good measure that I am never stupid enough to live with anyone human ever again, unless it's an emergency.

Granted! But you have said emergency on tuesday! and must live with a nurse for the rest of your life.

I wish to have a fat snuggly 24/7 nurse at my house who wears a PVC nurse uniform

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. After my accident, I am left with brain damage and easily become enraged. I beat the s**t out of that fat nerse, so she is sent to live with you. The problem is she now has an irrational fear of disabled people and is afraid to touch you. No hugs.
I wish for my friend to reply to my email.

Granted: Fortunately there is WiFi in Heaven


I wish most Aspies were as honest as Most!

Granted. The NTs soon realize that aspies will not give them the white lies they need to protect their fragile egos. After enough of them are shattered by sheer honesty, they hurry up and finish a project that NASA has been working on, the human colonization of Mars. They deport all aspies to Mars.
I wish that all people treated all other people with dignity and respect.

Granted! But only on every leap year

I wish for a teleporter so i can visit all my friends!

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but the thing f***s up on the teleport back home, and you end up reassembled with your head on backwards.
I wish for fried mushrooms, not the poisoned shrooms or the illegal ones.

Granted! But they taste horrible since they are from your yard.

I wish for 1000 straps

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted; 1000 straps are in the delivery process, compliments of, Mattel - Ken & Barbie Division


I wish things could be consistent

Granted but things are so consistenet that everywhere in the world everyone starts reliving one day of the year over and over and over....

I wish I had a life

Granted, now go look in the mirror


I wish I could get a life