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A fence post over the head is worth a fence post in the behind...

winning

OUCH !

Imediately after surgery, DaWalker escapes in wheel chair with removed splinters

Puts said splinters inside Fey's shoes, she gets an infection, and amputation, now she doesn't have a leg to stand on.

I win

Fey hires Ninjas to throw her legless torso at DW.

Crushed, DW begs for mercy.

Fey just whispers softly in his ear...

I WIN!

The "king" and "queen" has been conquered. The DORK is now Emperor.

DaWalker grabs Fey's tongue and begins to twist

with an evil grin

whisper too me now


And Wins

Undeterred, and ready for anything, Feyhera drools down DW's hand, grossing him out, he releases his death grip, she head butts him and...

WINS!

I will not tolerate any Emperors. Imperiouses are fine, but absolutely NO Emperors!

So, just toodle along, oh imperious one, and know who rules here!

It is I!

and I win!

With flirty eyes and an cute little grin DaWalker smiles

wiggling the tip of his flirty tongue

she faints at the memory


and He Wins

Fey is faking, luring DW into thinking he's won, just as his flirty tongue is all a-waggle, a large pigeon swoops overhead and...

*PLOP*

It was a highly trained and frightfully accurate Ninja pigeon.

Gagging and spitting, DW rolls around on the ground trying to rid himself of the "missile", Fey suddenly grows new legs, jumps up and stomps on his neck. His eyes pop out. She steps on those in retribution for the use of the word "flirty" during battle.

And is declared WINNER!

The Mob attacks Fey while chanting

""all is fair in love and war'''

Ties her up to a nearby sign post, while DaWalker is sitting in the turret of a tank

with the barrel pointing at Fey, last words are honored

Because DaWalker is obviously DaWinner

But without eyes, DW presses the wrong button by accident. The tank is suddenly engulfed in pink bubbles which encase him and float him away, up into the clouds.

The crowd suddenly snaps out of their insane urge to tie up great heroes like Feyhera and release her, declaring their undying loyalty. A plan is hatched to bring DW to a frightful end if he dares enter Feyhera's realm again. The sentries are posted. And the people are armed to the teeth.

Where's your waggly tongue now, DaLoser?

Winning.

While in the clouds DW gives God a cute little wink, She falls for him immediately

DW with a little help from God Herself, Cause Pink Dogs to rain from the sky

all of Fey's followers flea in agony, Fey is entranced the faces of every single dog

for they all have Dawalkers puppy dog eyes, she commits Hari Kari out of guilt

DaWalker Wins

Fey then pulls the knife from her gut and throws it at DW. His head is sliced clean off. No recovery possible. Fey walks off into the sunset to take a rest. She will return though and when she does...

...all will be destroyed!

Remember while I sleep...

this thread is mine!

I'll win in the end, DW. You wait and see!

MU AH AH AHHHH!

G'night!
Fey

God, while recognizing the evils of DaFemme at play, decides to recreate her original imperfect version of DaWalker before the DaPowers of DaFemme corrupted him, and decides that the world is ready for Two DaWalkers, Places both of them safely on the edge of sunrise. Stops the earth rotating, and Fey is never to see another sunset, for she is burned to a crisp by the intense heat from the sun and no rain.

DaWalker's Rule the new Kingdom

Too verbose. Both DaWalker and Feyhera must be pwned at all costs.

No matter. I still win.