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Granted, but Light writes his name in the Death Note before you get a chance to meet him.

I wish mechas were real.

Granted but they take over the world.

I wish for Osaka (A.K.A Ayumu Kasuga) from Azumanga Daioh was real...

Granted... But the only problem is that you will only see her in 2D and hugging her would only feel like paper

I wish she was in 3d?

Granted. But you become 2d. (And transverse to her field of view, at that!)

I wish I had a better sandwich for lunch.

Granted.... Eventually you ended up eating something that you don't like eating then you have managed to put yourself off a sandwich

I wish that I could go back time again

Granted, but you land on a remote ancestor, causing a change in your genetic heritage--not least of which is the loss of your Y chromosome!

I wish my mortgage was paid off.

Granted, but it was paid off using stolen money which is then traced back to you.

I wish it was possible to buy subbed anime where I am physically located.

Granted, but it would be very pricey.

I wish to look like twiggy.

Granted, . . . .no wait, I don't know who Twiggy is.

I wish I didn't post this.

Granted, but you did post this.

I wish to go to London, England on command.

Granted, but it will take forever to get there.

I wish I knew the admin password to my school laptop.

Granted, but the teacher catches you, hot handed.

I wish that it was snowing where I live.

Granted, but you end up getting buried under the snow.

I wish I had some cotton candy flavored ice cream.

Granted, but you have to fly all the way to Mexico in order to ger some.

I wish that I was ten years younger.

Granted, but you then end up being stuck at that age forever.

I wish my cell phone could text.

Granted, but you will have to pay an extra $200 a month.

I wish that I was in Maui, right now.