Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You learn the neccesary skills, get the neccesary hardware, and put many hours into producing music tracks. However, you eventually get so absorbed that you forget to eat...

I wish I had access to L-Space (A discworld concept.)

Granted, but wait for 1 million years...

I wish I can have a girlfriend...

Granted, but it turns out, she nags at you all time.

I wish I had Tuesday off.

Granted, you are officially given Tuesday off. But you are then stuck in a Groundhog-day-ish time loop of MONDAYS. Oh noes!

I wish I could write more tidily in Japanese.

Granted, but Japanese... how can we write a tidy manner unless we write in a computer?

I wish WrongPlanet can have more money for the server (I have no money now for WP)

Granted.... WP is already on a new server, but im afraid i beat you to it

I wish that I could just do one things at a time...

Granted, but due to the mixed singular description of a plural noun, the laws of both language and logic have to be completely rewritten. And a majority of people everywhere are quite confused.

I wish that I could synthesise significant quantities of time, so I could move at a leisurely pace and still do whatever I needed to do on time. (I know there are several physical laws that get in the way of "stopping time," even if it was possible. But if I could synthesise time in a particular locality, and prevent transfer of energy between that area and the outside world... That could be cool...)

Granted, but I can't comprehend what you've just wished for.

I wish to look like Mick Avory.

Granted, but you're anorexic.

I wish I was married to Magnus Scheving.

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Magnús Scheving is my Icelandic rose

Granted... But then he becomes a pain in the neck that you started to regret having him,

I wish my iPod Touch Internet is as fast as my laptop?

Granted, but your laptop will destroy your iPod out of jealousy.

I wish I could draw hands and feet better.

Granted, but now you cannot draw anything else but hands and feet!

I wish I could see Morbid Angel live.

Granted, but you'll have to watch a video "The Reflex" by Duran Duran.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVeR__R5jBM[/youtube]

I wish I can just watch the video above for the next 4 minutes.

Granted, but your watch breaks and you actually watch it for the next five hours making you late for what you were doing afterwards.

I wish scientists would make a stable wormhole.

Granted, but they can't do it now I suppose...

I wish I can eat ice cream now!

Granted... But it would of melted by the time you get your ice cream

I wish I just get instant food out of no where