Why did _____ cross the road?

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07 Feb 2010, 6:27 pm

Because the road did not exist.

Why did <insert word here> cross the road?

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08 Feb 2010, 1:06 pm

Because something had to cross the road.

Why did Osama Bin Laden cross the road?

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08 Feb 2010, 5:02 pm

To lay some IEDs.

Why did Christopher Columbus cross the road?

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08 Feb 2010, 5:55 pm

Because his ship was being repaired.

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09 Feb 2010, 5:47 am

Because his teleprompter was being repaired?

Why did Kevin Rudd cross the road?
(clue: not because he was in the States getting recognised and swamped by fans)

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12 Feb 2010, 6:38 am

He needed the run up for an enormous back flip!
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Why did the anarchist cross the road ?

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12 Feb 2010, 6:46 am

Because he disregarded the red light.

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Why did the chipmunks cross the road?

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12 Feb 2010, 8:36 am

It was a highly coordinated counterattack against the squirrels on the other side that was planned to stop the building of an overpass that would have seen a yearly loss in projected income amassing a massive 0.75 % !

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13 Feb 2010, 2:22 am

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one ever dared to question his motives. The End.

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13 Feb 2010, 5:39 am

Why did The End cross the road ?
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13 Feb 2010, 5:41 pm

To snipe out Naked Snake.

Why did M. Bison cross the road?

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