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20 Oct 2009, 8:29 pm

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Fairly Normal
35 Shyness, 0 Codependency, 15 Denial, 20 Assheadedness

You're fairly normal. Assuming you're not horrendously ugly, I honestly don't know why you're single. Stick it out; You're sure to find somebody, and if not, consider a brown paper bag.


Whoever wrote this test must be a total 100% jackass.


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20 Oct 2009, 8:37 pm

Nah that person is just unaware of AS :lol:


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35 Shyness, 15 Codependency, 50 Denial, 0 Assheadedness


You probably think a bit too highly of yourself. Nobody's perfect, and before you start arguing, let me just remind you that you're single. Now take a moment to reflect on that. Stop placing all the blame on others and you'll end up a lot happier in life. You could just have a bad track record in relationships, but it's probably time to let that go, right?



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20 Oct 2009, 8:46 pm

Your result for The Why are you single? Test ...
Spineless

70 Shyness, 45 Codependency, 0 Denial, 0 Assheadedness
You are single because you were born with a rare medical condition. You are spineless. Shy and completely dependent and clingy? Really now, if you're that desperate to be with someone, you've at least got to put in the work. If it's just a past relationship that's got you down, move on. Not everyone is like your ex.


I am indeed spineless.


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20 Oct 2009, 9:21 pm

15 Shyness, 0 Codependency, 25 Denial, 0 Assheadedness


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20 Oct 2009, 9:42 pm

Fairly Normal
25 Shyness, 15 Codependency, 15 Denial, 0 Assheadedness
You're fairly normal. Assuming you're not horrendously ugly, I honestly don't know why you're single. Stick it out; You're sure to find somebody, and if not, consider a brown paper bag.


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20 Oct 2009, 10:04 pm

Let's see... 0 on codependency, higher than 12% of my peers... What!? Did 12% of my peers score in the negative?
Same with assheadedness, but on that one, apparently 35% of my peers scored on the negative.



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20 Oct 2009, 10:07 pm

Shrinking Violet

65 Shyness, 20 Codependency, 0 Denial, 0 Assheadedness
You're too shy! Step away from the wall and mingle! Believe it or not, you probably won't die by talking to people. Try saying hello, or get used to only having yourself to talk to. Chances are, when you get past the awkward introductions, you'll be great in a relationship.



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20 Oct 2009, 10:21 pm

Aimless wrote:
Your result for The Why are you single? Test ...
Spineless

70 Shyness, 45 Codependency, 0 Denial, 0 Assheadedness
You are single because you were born with a rare medical condition. You are spineless. Shy and completely dependent and clingy? Really now, if you're that desperate to be with someone, you've at least got to put in the work. If it's just a past relationship that's got you down, move on. Not everyone is like your ex.


I am indeed spineless.

55/45/0/0
And I've always known I'm a natural born coward.



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30 Oct 2009, 4:14 am

Shrinking Violet

75 Shyness, 30 Codependency, 0 Denial, 0 Assheadedness

You're too shy! Step away from the wall and mingle! Believe it or not, you probably won't die by talking to people. Try saying hello, or get used to only having yourself to talk to. Chances are, when you get past the awkward introductions, you'll be great in a relationship.



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30 Oct 2009, 10:14 am

Lofty Self-Image

10 Shyness, 15 Codependency, 45 Denial, 15 Assheadedness

You probably think a bit too highly of yourself. Nobody's perfect, and before you start arguing, let me just remind you that you're single. Now take a moment to reflect on that. Stop placing all the blame on others and you'll end up a lot happier in life. You could just have a bad track record in relationships, but it's probably time to let that go, right?



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31 Oct 2009, 4:28 am

Shrinking Violet

60 Shyness, 40 Codependency, 0 Denial, 15 Assheadedness

You're too shy! Step away from the wall and mingle! Believe it or not, you probably won't die by talking to people. Try saying hello, or get used to only having yourself to talk to. Chances are, when you get past the awkward introductions, you'll be great in a relationship.


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10 Feb 2010, 5:59 pm

Shrinking Violet

60 Shyness, 20 Codependency, 0 Denial, 0 Assheadedness
You're too shy! Step away from the wall and mingle! Believe it or not, you probably won't die by talking to people. Try saying hello, or get used to only having yourself to talk to. Chances are, when you get past the awkward introductions, you'll be great in a relationship.



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12 Feb 2010, 6:40 am

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Shrinking Violet

50 Shyness, 15 Codependency, 15 Denial, 15 Assheadedness
You're too shy! Step away from the wall and mingle! Believe it or not, you probably won't die by talking to people. Try saying hello, or get used to only having yourself to talk to. Chances are, when you get past the awkward introductions, you'll be great in a relationship.

Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

You scored 50% on Shyness, higher than 84% of your peers.

You scored 15% on Codependency, higher than 55% of your peers.

You scored 15% on Denial, higher than 69% of your peers.

You scored 15% on Assheadedness, higher than 86% of your peers.


All possible test results
Fairly Normal
You're fairly normal. Assuming you're not horrendously ugly, I honestly don't know why you're single. Stick it out; You're sure to find somebody, and if not, consider a brown paper bag. Read more
Asshat
You probably didn't need this test to find out you're a bit of a jackass. Most people probably hate you, but that's alright. You'll just keep drinking until they're pretty, slapping the cute ones on t... Read more
Lofty Self-Image
You probably think a bit too highly of yourself. Nobody's perfect, and before you start arguing, let me just remind you that you're single. Now take a moment to reflect on that. Stop placing all the b... Read more
Crazed Asshat
You probably didn't need this test to find out you're a bit of a jackass. Most people probably hate you, but that's alright. You'll just keep drinking until they're pretty, slapping the cute ones on t... Read more
Delusional
You don't need a relationship; You need a clone, because you're completely in love with yourself. You've probably either been through a lot of relationships, which inevitably failed, or single all you... Read more
Delusional Asshat
You probably didn't need this test to find out you're a bit of a jackass. Most people probably hate you, but that's alright. You'll just keep drinking until they're pretty, slapping the cute ones on t... Read more
Clingy
Before I begin.. I'd just like to start by saying it's just a test. We never had anything, and we never will... those restraining orders should be a sign. That being said, learn to be a little indepe... Read more
Clingy Asshat
You probably didn't need this test to find out you're a bit of a jackass. Most people probably hate you, but that's alright. You'll just keep drinking until they're pretty, slapping the cute ones on t... Read more
Clingy and Crazed
Before I begin.. I'd just like to start by saying it's just a test. We never had anything, and we never will. (Those restraining orders people give you.. they're a sign) That being said, learn to be ... Read more
Everyone loves me
You don't even need a relationship; You need a clone, because you're completely in love with yourself. You've probably either been through a lot of relationships, which inevitably failed, or single al... Read more
Crazed Clingy Asshat
You probably didn't need this test to find out you're a bit of a jackass. Most people probably hate you, but that's alright. You'll just keep drinking until they're pretty, slapping the cute ones on t... Read more
Shrinking Violet
You're too shy! Step away from the wall and mingle! Believe it or not, you probably won't die by talking to people. Try saying hello, or get used to only having yourself to talk to. Chances are, when ... Read more
Shy Asshat
I don't know how you do it. Are you shy in public and then just a jackass to your friends? That's probably why you're single; as soon as someone finds out what you're really like after the initial ner... Read more
Wallflower
Your head is probably up in the clouds a lot. You seem nice enough, but are a bit too shy for your own good and probably don't see things as they really are. Come down to Earth every now and then. The... Read more
Self-involved Asshat
You probably didn't need this test to find out you're a bit of a jackass. Most people probably hate you, once they get to know you at least. You're a bit shy at first before treating people like dirt.... Read more
Shy and Mighty
Not one to mingle? I wouldn't if I thought so highly of myself either. Much better to keep your own company... forever. Ah, the single life. Read more
Not so nice
Not one to mingle? I wouldn't if I thought so highly of myself either. Much better to keep your own company... forever. Ah, the single life. Probably for the best anyways. Once people got to know ya, ... Read more
Spineless
You are single because you were born with a rare medical condition. You are spineless. Shy and completely dependent and clingy? Really now, if you're that desperate to be with someone, you've at least... Read more
Crazy
Well. How do I put this nicely. You're absolutely the last person anyone would ever want to spend time with, but on the bright side, you have a decently accurate sense of self-worth...however little t... Read more
Head in the Clouds
You've got some issues to work through obviously.. but who doesn't really? Work on your codependent need for approval or someone else to build yourself around and maybe you'll start stepping out of yo... Read more
Schizo
You're all over the place really. I'd suggest medication. Read more
Screwed up, but Nice
Well.. you're... *coughs* On the bright side, you're not a jackass. Pat yourself on the back, and then seek counseling. Read more
Psych Ward Escapee
I don't know how to begin. I hope you enjoy being single, because you're likely to stay that way.



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13 Feb 2010, 2:35 am

You scored 10% on Shyness, higher than 18% of your peers.

You scored 20% on Codependency, higher than 66% of your peers.

You scored 30% on Denial, higher than 89% of your peers.

You scored 0% on Assheadedness, higher than 35% of your peers.

You're fairly normal. Assuming you're not horrendously ugly, I honestly don't know why you're single. Stick it out; You're sure to find somebody, and if not, consider a brown paper bag.



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13 Feb 2010, 9:04 am

Your result for The Why are you single? Test ...

Shrinking Violet

90 Shyness, 10 Codependency, 0 Denial, 20 Assheadedness



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14 Feb 2010, 8:55 pm

Fairly Normal

20 Shyness, 0 Codependency, 10 Denial, 5 Assheadedness

You're fairly normal. Assuming you're not horrendously ugly, I honestly don't know why you're single. Stick it out; You're sure to find somebody, and if not, consider a brown paper bag.

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Whoever wrote this test must be a total 100% jackass.


I thought it was highlarious.